Dark_Soul Forum Posts (119)

RE: Here comes the rain again...

She's a shrink? Really?

*hides*

~Max

RE: Here comes the rain again...

Sweet! Wish I had a nice American Standard Strat...

"Guitar Hero" is raping the purity that is the Cult Of The Almighty Six-String (or seven-string as the case may be).

I take heart in the knowledge that there will always be kids out there who are purists at heart, take one look at a game like that and say, "Screw that. I'm heading for the music store..."

Ain't nothin' like the real thing, baybee!!!

~Max

RE: Here comes the rain again...

Um...folks...I've been jamming to Heep since I was about 16. You're darn tootin' I know who Hensley is. He's pretty much the heart and soul of the band.

~Max

RE: Here comes the rain again...

Heathen! Report to the torture chamber immediately.



~Max

RE: Here comes the rain again...

Oh yea! Another great Heep song.

So are you a freak like me who jumps up and starts jamming on air guitar the second you hear the opening riff to "Magician's Birthday?" lol

~Max

RE: Here comes the rain again...

(If anyone can name this song, they will have truly earned the blessing of the Almighty Dancing Banana God )

It's raining outside, but that's not unusual.
But they way that I'm feeling's becoming usual.
I guess you could say the cloud's movin' away...
away from your days and into mine.

Now it's rainin' inside. It's kind of a shame.
And it's getting to me, a happy man.
Why should you want to waste all my time?
The world is yours, but I am mine.

Rain, rain, rain...
In my tears.
Measuring carefully my years.
Shame, shame, shame...
In my mind.
See what you've done to my life.


~Max

RE: Nobody Wants Me

Hey, don't feel bad my friend. It's the new millennium! Coffee and cigs is practically a food group.

~Max

RE: Nobody Wants Me

Icky........ . . . . . . . .

ICKY?!? Are you serious? Please...I beg you...tell me you're kidding. My GRANDMOTHER used to use that word.

~Max

The Dancing Banana God sez: "You suck!"

RE: G.A. Googlers Anonymous

LMAO!!! Good one...



~Max

RE: Anyone know a good blond joke?

A blonde walks into a bar...

"Owch."



~Max

RE: I'm not a vegetarian because Ilove animals

Ack! I'm suffering from...PUN FALLOUT!

Must.....have.......hamburger.....

I love all animals, for they are tasty and stay crunchy in milk.

~Max

RE: It Takes Nine Months To Make A Baby...

ROFLOL!!! OMG that was funny....

~Max

Artists! Musicians! Writers! And weirdos of all ages...

Oh come on folks, you have to be kidding me! Nobody else? These are the only creative minds on CS? Bullhockey, says I!

POST darn ya!



~Max

RE: Ok people. I did like you all said.

NightLady...honey...there is absolutely nothing wrong with your pics, okay? Please, I beg you to take my word for it. lol You're a very attractive woman. To be honest, I think the pic of you sitting in your car is cute as hell. You look adorable!

~Max

RE: Ok people. I did like you all said.

Well, I'd be happy to lend whatever help I can. Email me if you like and we'll talk about it.

~Max

RE: Ok people. I did like you all said.

I understand what you're saying, but I must respectfully disagree.

You say that one can't just go by what's in a person's profile, and of course that's true. But it's a start. If your profile contains nothing, then you're giving people nothing to go on. A sketchy idea of your personality is better than no idea. Otherwise, why have profiles at all? We may as well just have usernames and photos and treat the whole thing like a game of roulette.

It's true that not everyone will interpret your profile the way you intended, but I think one should be as honest, forthright and thorough as possible with their profile even in the face of probable misinterpretation. As you yourself pointed out, nobody wants to waste time getting to know someone only to find out there's some deal-killing detail that makes dating the person impractical or impossible. The best profile is always an honest one. And also...try to remember that how a person says things in their profile is as telling as what they say. I'm sure you know what I mean...ever read a profile that sounds great on the surface, but after a while you get the feeling like you're not so much being talked to as trying to be convinced?

Believe me, I fully understand that internet dating can be frustrating. I've been looking for almost a year now and I haven't had so much as a promising date yet. But try to be patient. The one for you is out there. And while it's true your profile isn't the be-all and end-all of it...it never hurts to bait the line with something juicy.

~Max

Artists! Musicians! Writers! And weirdos of all ages...

I was digging through my files and found some old poetry I'd written and thought I'd share. Here's what I think is one of my better ones:


The sphinx cannot mystify me
nor can the Devil taunt
one whose feet have trod
such unhallowed ground.

Flies in my parlor
and I know so many ways
to expose the soft underbelly of their need
and give them what is unspoken, yet hungered for.


~Max

Creative women...?

Better yet... head over to this thread and post some:





~Max

Creative women...?

Well then...get typin'! Let's see some.

~Max

Creative women...?

Even so, you put time and effort into your work and you should show it. You can get a MySpace or Deviant Art page for free. You should go sign up and post some of you work for others to see. On Deviant Art, people are generally very friendly about giving constructive critiques.

~Max

Artists! Musicians! Writers! And weirdos of all ages...

OMG! I'd give my right lung for that amp!!!

I used to have a sweet Marshall 40 watt tube amp. Fantastic sound. $900. Had to sell it....

~Max

Creative women...?

Hence the carefully placed "generally."

~Max

Artists! Musicians! Writers! And weirdos of all ages...

Ah, a fellow Steven Wright fan.

~Max

For the musical people...

Anyone else have any suggestions? C'mon guys...I know we've got music lovers out there than that...

~Max

Artists! Musicians! Writers! And weirdos of all ages...

Yes I do actually. I've been a serious musician for about 15 years or so. But unfortunately all my music is sitting on my hard drive half finished because I ran into financial troubles and had to sell all my gear, including my axe. I miss my Wolfgang Special!

I could record some things with my acoustic, but I don't even have a decent mic anymore.

~Max

The Dancing Banana God sez: "Dr. Seuss rules!"

Artists! Musicians! Writers! And weirdos of all ages...

Thank you!

~Max

Creative women...?

Awesome! Elaborate, please...

Got any work online?

~Max

Creative women...?

Oh yeah...GREAT taste...

Has your son ever told you how many coffee and sanitary napkin jokes he's had to endure?

~Max

Artists! Musicians! Writers! And weirdos of all ages...

Nice shots man! I really liked "Fire And Ice" and "The Light At The End Of The Tunnel."



~Max

RE: SING IT GIRLS!!! BOYS JUST HAVE A GIGGLE!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I'm emailing this to every human I know. lol

~Max