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>>inches, Lord I almost died!
>>But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
>>I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
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>>But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and
>>you've brought me a French Fry!
>>I should have known that it was bulls**t, just a sad pathetic
>>dream, I should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
>>jeans!
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>>Go on now - go!, Walk out the door,
>>don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
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>>Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you
>>know we're only joking when we say size don't
>>count??!!
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>>I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My
>>s*x life's gonna thrive!
>>I will always have good s*x, with a handful of latex!
>>I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>
>>It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
>>little willy standing tall and proud!
>>But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, now I'm
>>saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi speed!
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>>I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, my
>>s*x life's gonna thrive!
>>I will always have good s*x, With a handful of latex!
>>I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!