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RE: Stolen and rewritten for US!!! God Bless Texas!!

YEEEEEEEHA!! cheering Go Texans!

Your most embarrassing moment?

I've had so many - here's one: I was in my early 20's and was returning from the washateria. I had two baskets of clean laundry in the front seat. I came to a red light - and on my right was the finest man I'd ever seen. When the light turned green, I punched it a little - trying to look really cool.... I had not closed the door all the way - as I turned, the door opened all the baskets of clothes spilled out into the intersection... You just can't look cool after that doh

RE: What are the 2 greatest achievements of the human race?

Got to be pop-rocks and chia pets! The clapper is a close 3rd.

Old Texas sayings from my Nana

No, your friend wasn't very bright -- a Texan might could even say:

The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving!

Some more:

Just cause a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly. Looks can be deceiving.

And one of my fav's: Stands out like a horse turd in a glass a' milk.


Love y'all!

RE: What a way to charm a woman!!!

Wow, that beats my "worst date" story. My date just hurled on me......such a dull life.

barf

Old Texas sayings from my Nana

Hi Lady - I'll see if I can work that into a conversation this week!

Does anyone know what this means? A friends boss used to say this "There's fixing to be a yellowjacket in the outhouse."


confused dunno

Old Texas sayings from my Nana

Never heard that one - I like it!

My neighbor shared this one:

Busier than a cat trying to cover up crap on a marble floor.

Gotta love this state! kiss tongue cheering

RE: What is your biggest pet peeve about other drivers????

I've had this happen twice already this week: driver in front of you decides they need to switch lanes, BUT ARE TOO CHICKEN, and drive slower and slower as they are looking for an opening. They have more than enough time and opportunity. The people in the other lane gets mad because they have slowed down and the person in, and they still won't get over. Takes an opening the size of a football field before they move.......

Old Texas sayings from my Nana

Those are all great. My neighbor said her mama's sayings are:

A worm is the only animal that can't fall down. (When she was afraid to try something or do something new)

And of course - I who can forgot this classic: He's all hat and no cattle!

Love to hear more! Thanks.

Old Texas sayings from my Nana

Hi everyone, was just thinking about some old things Nana used to say. Would like to hear your old Texas sayings too. Her favs:

"I can talk the legs right off a chair"
"You're gonna have to get glad in the same pants you got mad in"
"I don't chew my cabbage twice"
"That dog won't hunt"

Sure you know some more. And remember, American by birth, Texan by the grace of God.



Tamarahan (ta-MAIR-in)

RE: whats the worse crime anybody has ever committed ( in your opinion ) !..and why ?

p*dophile are the worst - without a doubt

RE: Hello Texas!!

Hello fellow Texans!

American by birth, Texan by the grace of God!

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above #2 ...we ran out of room!

Hi y'all. I love games so.

Word was: Rachel

New word: laugh




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