I've had so many - here's one: I was in my early 20's and was returning from the washateria. I had two baskets of clean laundry in the front seat. I came to a red light - and on my right was the finest man I'd ever seen. When the light turned green, I punched it a little - trying to look really cool.... I had not closed the door all the way - as I turned, the door opened all the baskets of clothes spilled out into the intersection... You just can't look cool after that
I've had this happen twice already this week: driver in front of you decides they need to switch lanes, BUT ARE TOO CHICKEN, and drive slower and slower as they are looking for an opening. They have more than enough time and opportunity. The people in the other lane gets mad because they have slowed down and the person in, and they still won't get over. Takes an opening the size of a football field before they move.......
Hi everyone, was just thinking about some old things Nana used to say. Would like to hear your old Texas sayings too. Her favs:
"I can talk the legs right off a chair" "You're gonna have to get glad in the same pants you got mad in" "I don't chew my cabbage twice" "That dog won't hunt"
Sure you know some more. And remember, American by birth, Texan by the grace of God.
RE: Stolen and rewritten for US!!! God Bless Texas!!
YEEEEEEEHA!! Go Texans!