Maybe I should be more specific I'm am writing this thread so people will reveal to themselves more specifically what they want from this online dating thing..........I came to a point less than 24hrs ago when I knew I was ready to persue someone they had finally gotten to me and I came to the point of finding a definate want to go to the next level and then I found that there was an obstacle in my path who probably felt the same way I did.........I shouldn't have heard it today I shouldn't have heard it at all I wouldn't have been any the wiser and I would have continued to up the ante not knowing of any obstacle I would have had my approach, my style the way I do things best...
I was brought to a point where I was the one with the decision to make but I had already made it less then twenty four hours ago.....
So then hurt someone else to get what I really want......
I told myself I didn't have it in me and that it was too soon for me to be feeling what I was feeling..I had this persons interest whole heartedly and I hadn't even begun to open up, she had the taste of my fingernail at best. I hadn't shown her my true colors and worked my magic I had her with words and my ability to shower affection had not even begun to be gifted and whispered and offered and teased and touched and surprised and comforted.....
I told myself it was to soon and less then twentyfour hours before I contemplated changing my whole life knowing it would be a logical move if it were to go that way someday, and I'm a romantic I would move to Antarctica and raise penguins if I had too for the right woman but I told myself it was too soon and stepped away from the challenge...
When was the last time YOU lied to yourself.....myself?.. it was 8:00am January 31, 2008...........I already know... it be good to yourselves people.
1st take your girl get her drunk til she is slobbering stupid then instead of putting in yer lil' diggler glove up make a fist and put some elbow grease into it....she is going to remember you for sure bro
2nd if thats not your speed take 10 rolls of electrical tape and wrap that 14 awg wire....make sure you remain erect while taping up if you need help put your winky into an electrical outlet to liven things up a bit because we know you can.........
3rd when you're in the shower turn the water on nice and hot to loosen up your skin and help you relax then plug the drain with your winky so a suction develops make sure to fill the tub/shower combo to the top to put excessive pressure on your vienna sausage,then yank up and down until it is at desired length you might even get a happy ending out of it and end up forgeting about women all together for that naughty tight little shower drain.......
4th There is always the obvious choice and the greatest default method of them all............TALK TO JESSEMINE she's one hell of a human p**is pump.........
*Takes the lst of the fine wine to the air in toast*
Thanks everyone for a good night..........
This song goes out to my little baby girl
CREED WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN
Well just heard the news today seems my life is going to change I close my eyes, begin to pray tears of joy stream down my face
With arms wide open under the sunlight welcome to this place I'll show you everything with arms wide open
With arms wide open
Well I don't know if I'm ready to be the man I have to be I take a breath, I take her by my side we stand in awe, we've created life
With arms wide open under the sunlight welcome to this place I'll show you everything with arms wide open now everything has changed I'll show you love I'll show you everything with arms wide open
With arms wide open I'll show you everything oh yeah With arms wide open
If I had just one wish only one demand I hope hes not like me I hope he understands that he can take this life and hold it by the hand and he can greet the world with arms wide open
With arms wide open under the sunlight welcome to this place I'll show you everything with arms wide open now everything has changed I'll show you love I'll show you everything wth arms wide open
With arms wide open I'll show you everything oh yeah with arms wide open
And I'd give up forever to touch you Cause I know that you feel me somehow You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now Verse 2
And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life Cause sooner or later it's over I just don't want to miss you tonight Chorus
And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am Verse 3
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything seems like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know your alive
Chorus
And I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am Chorus
I don't want the world to see me Cause I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am I just want you to know who I am
this little guy looks like he fell out of your nose and Weird Al Yankovic wrote a song about him
Go JEDI's
YODA met him in a swamp down in dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S o d a, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda Y o d a, yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, Ive been around, but I aint never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but hes wrinkled and green Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, Im not dumb, but I cant understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I left home just a week before And Ive never ever been a jedi before But obi wan, he set me straight, of course He said, go to yoda and hell show you the force
Well Im not the kind that would argue with ben So it looks like Im gonna start all over again With my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
So I used the force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I wont forget what yoda said
He said, luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
I know darth vaders really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then youll be unemployed Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So Im gonna have to leave yoda, I guess But I know that Ill be coming back some day Ill be playing this part till Im old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign Says Ill be making these movies till the end of time With my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
This song goes out to all the girls out there repulsed by a cyber-stalker
ladies this ones for you STING EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE
And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you
Every single day And every word you say Every game you play, every night you stay I'll be watching you
Oh, can't you see You belong to me? How my poor heart aches With every step you take Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake I'll be watching you
Since you've gone I've been lost without a trace I dream at night, I can only see your face I look around, but it's you I can't replace I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace I keep crying baby, baby please,
Oh, can't you see You belong to me? How my poor heart aches With every step you take Every move you make Every vow you break Every smile you fake, every claim you stake I'll be watching you Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you I'll be watching you
I believe i heard someone say they wanted some tea-
STING TEA IN THE SAHARA with you
My sisters and I Have this wish before we die And it may sound strange As if our minds are deranged Please don't ask us why Beneath the sheltering sky We have this strange obsession You have the means in your possession
We want our tea in the Sahara with you We want our tea in the Sahara with you
The young man agreed He would satisfy their need So they danced for his pleasure With a joy you could not measure They would wait for him here The same place every year Beneath the sheltering sky Across the desert he would fly
Tea in the Sahara with you Tea in the Sahara with you
The sky turned to black Would he ever come back? They would climb a high dune They would pray to the moon But he'd never return So the sisters would burn As their eyes searched the land With their cups full of sand
Tea in the Sahara with you Tea in the Sahara with you Tea in the Sahara with you Tea in the Sahara with you
don't dance with the wrong gal or else this could happen to you
gimmee three steps
I was cutting the rug Down at a place called the jug With a girl named linda lu When in walked a man With a gun in his hand And he was looking for you know who. He said, hey there fellow, With the hair colored yellow, Watcha tryin to prove? cause thats my woman there And Im a man who cares And this might be all for you.
I was scared and fearing for my life. I was shakin like a leaf on a tree. cause he was lean, mean, Big and bad, lord, Pointin that gun at me. I said, wait a minute, mister, I didnt even kiss her. Dont want no trouble with you. And I know you dont owe me But I wish youd let me Ask one favor from you.
(chorus) wont you give me three steps, Gimme three steps mister, Gimme three steps towards the door? Gimme three steps Gimme three steps mister, And youll never see me no more.
Well the crowd cleared away And I began to pray As the water fell on the floor. And Im telling you son, Well, it aint no fun Staring straight down a forty-four. Well he turned and screamed at linda lu And thats the break I was looking for. And you could hear me screaming a mile away As I was headed out towards the door.
I believe i heard this one requested drops coins cause this dudes hitting the dance floor
HOLD HER CLOSER
When you see love And you don't know what it is You might find yourself in fear To show your heart But when you feel is And it's oh, so wonderful You might find yourself in fear To let it part, in fear to let it part
So hold her closer when she cries Hold her closer when she feels She needs a hand to hold Someone who'll never let her go again And hold him closer when he tries To hold the tears back from his eyes Don't say goodbye
When your heart decides That it's time to let it through There's no reason to be scared To open up Cause love may be blind But all of us don't see it So just once in your life If you hear the knock of love Just let it in
Hold her closer when she cries Hold her closer when you know it's time to say goodbye You hurry back to see her smile again And hold him closer when he's down When his world is upside down Turn it around
So hold her closer when she cries Hold her closer when she feels She needs a hand to hold Someone who'll never let her go And hold her closer when she's down When her world is upside down Turn it around Hold her close
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RE: Hug Request
TAKE TWO OF THESE--->and Occilococinum might help as well........Sleep, Sleep, Sleep, Water,Water, Water....