jaywill2013 Forum Posts (571)

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

Its too bad she missed the happy anniversary letter the cat knocked off the dining room table!!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

OSLO! I loved that thread this morning! ....She was a little pissed!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

Morning Tina!! I think we need to do CS girls and guys calendars, and with pics like yours I would give you

pick of whatever month you want to represent!!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

ROCKOLATE.......I'm gonna start a chocolate company!!!!!! Rock and Chocolate...what a combo...buy a solid

chocolate figure of your favorite rock star and get a password to download a free song of your choice from the Internet!!!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

GOOD MORNING!!! I you hope you were able to get more sleep then I did!!! I got just enough to warrant a pot of coffee on the brain!!!!

So now we can say there is something in my skull!!!!!

Enjoy Work!!!! $$$$$$$

RE: When meeting a Lady/man on a first date, How would you greet them ?

I'd do the usual Cali greeting......

Request a resume......

A bank statement.....

A psychological report.....

Read the Vehicle Registration and Title to make sure everything is in order....

Tend to the insurance agency and get undetermined relationship coverage...

And get my lawyer friend to start drawing up the paperwork for the restraining order should they have a difference of opinion to my taste in fine wine and coffee shop preferences........

If all goes well though I'd turn up my nose because I'm better than you and you should be blessed by my graces........

RE: What would you do if others made you feel this way?

Been there done that......for a day or two at most. The people here that I call friends are very important to keep in my life and interact with. If I take a break at anytime in the future it will be just that....a break.

I'm not leaving until the mods kick me out! So be nice!!!! Take care!

RE: what do you think about the above person's picture ?

Shes miming in a box on the telly!!!!!

Weekend is almost here!! Will you dine in or.........

Appearently I'm the last one to do a cleanse in all of CS!!! Or everybody has been swayed by mindful's diet pills. i'm going to go eat a cheeseburger and corn-dog pizza with a pint of bacon grease to wash it down!!!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

* catches himself zipping back up.......

OOOOUUUUCCCCHHH!!!!!

Went from hot and bothered to caught and bothered!!!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

That didn't work there was a shapely comment in there somewhere!!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

Right!!! Got ya

I',m just a rebel I guess

I will be sure to be more MINDFUL (If I am capable of improvement)(I know sounds sweet(but I'm perfect already))* WINKS

I'm sure you are more like a classic coke bottle not a kettle or a pot --> ( )
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Weekend is almost here!! Will you dine in or.........

Are you going to enjoy a couple of days of service oriented comida!!!!!.........

I am going to break every dietary rule the next few days because next week I am going to do the Stanley Burrows Master Cleanse..... I am going to need all the extra fat reserves I can get!!! It is time to do a little intestinal spring cleaning!!!

If anybody likes a little self torture for big health benefits I suggest you try it. But, buy the book so you can follow it, strictly adhering to his method!!!! It can be dangerous to go so long( 7-10 day average, up to 30 days if you like pain) and then jump back into a normal diet routine.........

Enjoy your upcoming weekend and eat well!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

Good to see you around!!!! Peaceful developments and travels to you!!!!

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The overwhelming taste of wonderfully immune-system boosting processed sugar make it worth the $5.00 a bottle shelf tag!!!!!! Here is to Iced coffee and infectious diseases!!!!!

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Stay busy!!! It suits you well, yes???

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I left something funny for everybody to read in the..... SHE must be Pi****D thread!!!! Enjoy! Sometimes the pictures can tell another story if you have a demented mind like mine!!!!

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hELLO THERE GOOD LADY!!!! <---------COFFEE

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NITE SPICEY!!Thanks for not reading my mail to you!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!

WTF!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

I knew I was gonna stir up something with that comment! Your photos are perfect too Tina!

Just wait till she gets her hands on my neck for making a fuss. Knee to the groin section!!!!!!

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Credit where credit is due!!!!!! That is THE (hands down) foxiest pic on CS EVER!!!! (WE"RE TALKING WORLD WIDE!!) Goog gawd SG!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

ROBOT CHICKEN ROCKS!!

RE: VENT WHAt bugged you today!!!!!

It doesn't take much to put the toilet seat down before you sit dear Tina. How was your swim?



CHEERS to YOU TINA!!!!

RE: When you don't get your own way

Couple more oppositions and we will have ear callouses, and an enzymatic lake to boot!!!

RE: VENT WHAt bugged you today!!!!!

NEED BOARDWORK ! WILL MAKE JOKES FOR BOARDWORK! WON"T MAKE JOKES WHEN PAYDAY COMES THEY WILL BE IN THE FORM OF MY ACCOUNT BALANCE!!!!!!

RE: Say something to someone-no need for names

Now now!!! I thought you loved your cats........*in cat box scratching out spot to drop that last attempt at a jibe

RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!

My hands never rub wrong, too much strength and finesse combined!! :S !!

RANDOM THOUGHTS!!!!

I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add???? -Steven Wright-