dudleydorite Forum Posts (6)

new husband store

Subject: The New Husband Store
>

>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
> There are six floors and the value of
> the products increase as the shopper
> ascends the flights. The shopper may
> choose any item from a particular
> floor, or may choose to go up to the
> next floor, but you cannot go back down
> except to exit the building!
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store
> to find a husband. On the first floor
> the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the
> second floor, where the sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
> Kids.
>
> 'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want
> more.'
>
> So she continues upward. The third
> floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love
> Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled
> to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the
> sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love
> Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
> Help With Housework.
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can
> hardly stand it!'
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and
> the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
> Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
> Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
> Streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
> to the sixth floor, where the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to
> this floor. There are no men on this
> floor. This floor exists solely as
> proof that women are impossible to
> please. Thank you for shopping at the
> Husband Store.
>
>

what would you think

she says they are just friends but later on it could be more maybe she has cheated i don't know we seperated 2 months ago and there is noway i would take her back and noway she would ever come back we did the councelling i told the shrink how i felt about all this and that maybe they should back off a bit until we were in a better place mentally we get home she says thats it im done i haven't loved you for 6 yrs...well gez should have told me that 6 yrs ago lol..hey we tried it didn't work we remain friends we go on... we were married 19 yrs at a pretty young age people change people fall out of love it happens

what would you think

not any more lol...i finally meet him... she is living there now until she can get back on her feet she said maybe they'll have a future together maybe thay won't best of luck to them i worry about myself now its hard but i take it day by day

what would you think

a friend meet through a coworker

what would you think

If your wife/husband had a friend for over a year and you never knew about this friend how are you suppose to feel about that?

good luck

wow after 19 yrs of marriage i have to start this all over again lol a little older much wiser, anyway good luck to all us single guys and women that are here, i'll find out if a sense of humour matters to women i have a great one