well iceland is mild most year round and has not that much ice and snow as many think!! we are green for over 65-70% of the year hehe sometimes for over 80-85%!!
A man was riding his horse one day and the horse stumbled man said " Once" and kept on, a few day´s later the same happend but he say´s "twice" and some time later the horse stumbles with him again, he says nothing but gois in to the house gets his rifle and shoots the horse.. His young wife goes ballistic, shouts, screams and rants like a mad person, the farmer turns slowly around and say´s looking at her "once" .....
A good and fit looking woman comes on to a bus, with rather hairy armpits, she tryes to find a seat but cant, so she reaches up to the roofbar and grabs a hold, beside her is a rather drunken fellow, he looks up and smiles to her and say´s mmmm I looooove women that do erobic´s and winks, girl looks at him and says huummppff I dont do erobics, drunks goes wow and still you can get your leg that high up in the air...
the old lady was on her death bed and called in her grait gradoughter and wispered to her " my child I´m leaving all my money 22,300,000 a ranch, tractor, combineharvester, 200 horses and a truck" young girl all wound up says "wow granny where is this ranch" granny answers...... Farmville
But the best part is that the dumb cow is going to go to court and get money from the mall becous the security guard´s laughed at her in sted of helping her!!!!
one day heads of some beer factory´s met up to have a talk about marketing after the meeting they were going out to have some beer.
The head for budweiser askes the waiter to get him a bud who is a king among beer´s
The head for carlsberg asks for carsberg the best beer there is
Then the head for guinness askes for a bottle of coca cola, the other look at him in shock and the waiter allso then the american one asks why dont you have a guinness??
well he answers as you lot aren´t having a beer aither I´m having a coke!!!!
a blond comes in to a shop and asks the clerc for a wire hanger for she´s locked her key´s in the car, 15 min later he thinks I´d better have a look at how she´s doing, he goes over and there she is trying to get the key´s and another blond sitting inside saying it´s more to the right no the other right...
once I came home after having been out at see for about 36 hours with out sleep was a bit hungry so I made a sandwich opened a ber and was goint go nuke tha sandwich but was so tired I put the ber in the micro instead and sat down at the table and tried to drink the tomatosauce just as I saw that the beer can burst hehe
a man was just about to enter a pub when a veeeery drunk man say´s to him ooyy mister I´ll bet you two g & t´s that I´m jesus!!! man looks at him and says okey but if you loose I get 3 kilkenney in stead of g&t drunks says noooo ploblem!! so go ahead and proove it says the man drunk says we have to go in and to the bar!! man walks in front of the drunk up to the bar and says okey now drunk steppes from behind him and barman see´s him and says A JESUS YOU AGAIN..
nahh it is warm and nice here by the end of april!! So no need to worry about the wether other than you might sunburn or get soaked in rain the same day hehe
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well iceland is mild most year round and has not that much ice and snow as many think!! we are green for over 65-70% of the year hehe sometimes for over 80-85%!!