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MAD TV

You are now watching MAD TV !

Thats what I'm doing !

Its a skit of some dorky guy doing a commercial about accounting and keeps getting distracted by mistakes made by Kathy.

RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)

won flang bucker ran his buzzy beetle into my astro runner 6.1 and I had a word with the coke factory as they decided to change my shift to the dry wall dock and I have ran spud monkeys since !

RE: finish the sentence with less than 5 words!!!

Loser for exceeding the limit

Spock wher are you ?

Spock, we need to find the correct coordinance, and yes we need to beam down at once. I need to find Mccoy.

RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)

My masks are ruined and I lost the levy pressure to my manny moe jack pressure of water effect

Spock wher are you ?

If we put them to full power can we erect the similator for the attact agains the sector 1 station ?

Spock wher are you ?

Captains log, star Date 7133.

We have now explored new territories in the Rogga Planetary section of Galaxy 61775, its never been explored. Theres some strange things going on here. I need to get my boarding party together and beam down to see whats going on.
Kirk Out

MAD TV

Yer so oh, craaazy, Mad.

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Ban handguns.

I was typing this and my time timed out, I had to reconnect, so I copied and pasted only I missed the op half !
Oh well.

RE: Ban handguns.

This is suppose to be on top of the last post



Ban Guns in your Country but its not happening here.
We have it guarnteed in our Constitution, its the 2nd Amendment, and I do not care who or how people want to twist it, how they want to see it, the BOTTOM LINE - "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed."
Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

RE: Ban handguns.

The key words, the right of the PEOPLE, not the right of the militia or the right of the military or the right of the police, it says CLEARLY - "THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"
The People are the People, us, you and I, we vote in the militia, we regulate the militia, we regulate this Country, this is ours.
The problems are what need to be dealt with in this Country, we need to quit giving rights to those that are destroying our Country and quit trying to take rights from people who are contributing to this Country. So many people want to blame the problem on everything but the actual problem. A person kills someone, a gang drive by, well we want to be humane on how we punish this virus to our society and put most of the blame on the gun. If that same gun was in a upstanding, tax paying responsable person who was rasied to respect guns, that gun would not have been involved in a crime.
We need to take care of the criminals better and quit letting these people trying to give these civil rights to these evil people, ignore them and take care of the criminal.
Maybe these people that feel so much sympathy for these people, maybe we should lock them up with them and see if they might be able to help them.

Weight loss

Whelp, its a year later and I gained alot back, 40 or so, woofin on the carbs.
I might try the southbeach diet, who knows, I just like to eat !frustrated

Hello

Oops, I double clicked !
doh

Hello

Oops, guess I was having a bad time, hugh !
No offense to anyone, I was just having a bad evening I guess.
I actually forgot about this, I was kind of suprise. Also LMAO !
dunno

Hello

Oops, guess I was having a bad time, hugh !
No offense to anyone, I was just having a bad evening I guess.
I actually forgot about this, I was kind of suprise. Also LMAO !
dunno

I just have to say,

Hey, keep the positive posts going here.
cheers

MAD TV

Thats Stewart.

Nicole Sullivan is the sweet lookin blond.

Big white Momma, if you haven't seen this one, you gotta see it.


rolling on the floor laughing

RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)

slide in the seventh sign and speaky bud wicker can see us as we slide the runner mic to rapper fly jean as he has a vodka date with jean done ya allready!

RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)

Floppy flogger the ancient frog became worried of sensativity. he drank heavy and felt nothing and said I love all of you as the bugs ran rampid in his pilgrimage of slooly frogs from the ghetto as they slothed and pantered.

RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)

smuggle the bees but the beaners will win !

RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)

I ran my buggy as told, but it flew the chicken coupe

RE: the babbling brook of senseless jabber (psycho babble reborn)

As my mind reflected I rotted in blatters ball !

I think something is wrong ?

I am having problems with threads I started and post I make to other threads, is this a problem for anyone else. Seems the program here is having troubles.
I am asking if anyone is having the same difficulty as myself, if not I will seek further.

RE: Try a riddle or two...?

Jean Jean made a machine, Joe Joe made it go, Art Art cut a fart and blew the whole machine apart !

I don't know

Well, guess the test was successful !

MAD TV

Does this work ?

I don't know

say whatever, I am actually testing something

MAD TV

Could not figure out why this was not in the main forums ?

MAD TV

Sorry, Hmmm was not for you

MAD TV

Hmmmm

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