RE: That's not the only reason.

No, Im cuddly like a kitten wink
One of my cousin married a Turkish guy , he is a cool guy , laugh

RE: That's not the only reason.

well, if he`s that passionate in the bedroom, maybe you should reconsider your decision laugh

But if that's the kind of Jokes, Turkish women pull on their Man ...uh oh

Turkish Women scare me ...hole

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Hangouts or Whatsapp?

Viber
whatsapp and skype are much easier to hack

RE: It's a date!

i see, you used your famous judo chop laugh

RE: It's a date!

slow night ?wink

RE: Jesus soon is coming

do you know what the root of the word kali yuga ?

RE: Say Anything

okay, but use a straw and go easy professor

RE: Jesus soon is coming

And how am I suppose to confess my sins if he doesnt give me a few opportunities to sin?

RE: Say Anything

zagorka?uh oh

RE: Jesus soon is coming

There is nothing wrong with praying

please Please God, give me a chance with a few CS ladies ...tonight
I will be in church on Sunday

RE: Say Anything

dont give ``them`` ideas
its not easy living with a multiple personality
tho, in the bedroom ,it has some advantages


PS, if you`re checking the first flight to Belgrade, to kick my butt , dont -restrain that urge, count to ten ... have a cold glass of water ...grin

RE: What are you Not wearing right now

well right now, I dont wear any protection wink

RE: Say Anything

yeah those bad guys with hairy chests and carrying a whole set of keys in their front pockets -they deserve to be rejected wink

RE: Say Anything

Rejection
Guys, how does it make you feel when you reject a Woman ...what, didnt happen recently?laugh

Girls, How does it feel when you reject a guy ?- you can go without food and water for the next two weeks?-impressive grin

RE: Jesus soon is coming

starrayfil
I was talking to the lord about you and he is very worried
are you taking your vitamins and mineral supplements? do you drink enough water?

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Clever boy or party boy ??

laugh laugh laugh

cheers

RE: Halloween

D.J Limun is in the house
applause

RE: Halloween

I have two empty beer cans, two buttons and one cigaretteprofessor

RE: Halloween

popcorn nerd

RE: Trump Prophecy

laugh laugh laugh

RE: Halloween

Well you kinda have a reputation of having a mean left hook boxing

RE: Is the internet the best invention ever..?

bottle opener professor

RE: Halloween

sugartits ?hole

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

A young man was walking along the edge of the forest, he didn't know where to,
when suddenly he caught a frog by the pond.
And once it opened its eyes, it told him:
"Release me, my friend."

"Ask me for whatever you need,
I'll be happy to help
make your wishes come true."

The three wishes to be made bothered the young man, since he couldn't make up his mind.
For the first one, he asked for a sack of gold.
And he became a rich man, but he wasn't content with this fate,
since the money had turned his life a living hell.

Next he tells the frog, "I want to seize power here, in my homeland."
An hour's gone by, and our fellow is walking around as the king.
But that wasn't the point, he still feels the same pain in his heart.
And so once more the young king comes to the pond.

"Hello, dearest frog. Awaken my heart:
instead of riches, instead of power, give me love."
And the frog suddenly changed its face.
Our king sees a girl standing before him.

"Since what you need is love,
I'll be happy to help
make your wish come true."


RE: BILLIONAIRE

Pedro, i won't lie to you -yes
but let this be between you and me hush-hush

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part 99

RE: Halloween

Wy you skirt wearing pufter are you saying that ``some`` of us are ugly as sin laugh

cheers

RE: New here

cswelcome

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