RE: What Is Your Country Famous For?

Well , i had my eyes on Australia for quite some time and as soon as i fulfil my evil ,cunning plan ,become a dictator i will have an army of sharks with laser beams and conquer the US of A ...professor

and then we will become famous for our fashion ,white socks on sandals lederhosen and yodelling professor

RE: What do women mostly complain about?

Women complain???shock
Im schocked

who `s spreading these lies ???boxing

RE: becuase lady want marriage,but man fear nope,then cancel lady?

several
hundred...they broke me poor little heart blues

RE: becuase lady want marriage,but man fear nope,then cancel lady?

nope, not really
Men want marriage but Women want ``freedom `` to make dirty dance with no pants with lots of Men ,,,
and then whine and complain -Men are bad-grin

RE: Last to post wins

Wednesday - good day for a schnapps professor

RE: Smells from the Bbq grill

pray for rain ... professor

RE: Impolite messages on dating sites

laugh bouquet

RE: Who owns the European Union?

Galrads for EU`s big Kahuna head banger

RE: Whats your take on women who are comfortable being a home maker?

kinda depends of her shape and bedroom skills ...

RE: Impolite messages on dating sites

Nothing,
a picture of me, wearing just a short apron ... looking over my shoulder flipping pancakes
I guess my hairy behind was too upsetting
fine I`ll shave


Jesus uh oh

RE: How many women can you handle at a time?

well since you started pretty serious... Fair enough and at the same time,pretty unreal
Human history is a constant war , we`re programmed that way ,most games we play in childhood , sport ,all personification of war .. Any political regime ,whatever you call it ,has units that are working under the radar,eliminating ,lets say people of a different opinion -very violently, very often Women and children too while they are Telling us that violence is very wrong and harmful
I do agree with your post ,but i try to keep my feet on the ground wink

RE: How many women can you handle at a time?

You`re saying it like its a bad thing laugh

RE: What causes a thought...?

having a brain, perhaps
uh oh

RE: How many women can you handle at a time?

well it kinda depends on their size
one extra large
or a bunch of medium size
hey are we talking about beating the crap outta them or seks?uh oh

RE: Which age group of women, would men prefer to date?

Which age group of women, would men prefer to date?

To date?uh oh

RE: No More Posting

do you reckon this is a photoshop...uh oh



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RE: Impolite messages on dating sites

Oh dear
seems my posts have been deleted
i wonder why grin

RE: Say Anything

testin... testing 1 2 3 uh oh

RE: what's your Internet name meaning?

why did i call myself lemon ?
Because i was making a lemonade when i created my account uh oh

RE: I love animals but I dont want pets in the house at all. What do you think of me?

Cane Corso -4 months old

RE: No More Posting

I just made some grapefruit juice with honey and mentha

just practising for mojito days wink

RE: What was the last thing you ate?

Well, i hope it wasnt `` the last `` thing i ate

uh oh

RE: Game - OR

i meant plums doh

RE: Game - OR

Plumbs
brandy or jam

RE: I love animals but I dont want pets in the house at all. What do you think of me?

I pointed a gun at my dogs, demanding that they should pay rent ...
this is the look they gave me

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RE: Last to post wins

spreche ich auch Deutsch? nein ich nicht,wink

RE: No More Posting

RE: Last to post wins

With all due respect

„Gut", „besser", „am besten"

RE: do you fear becoming older and older?

Im shocked
you dont have a Dragon moping

RE: Ladies , very important

I see, you have the hots for our Ali... and a cunning plan how to deal with competition ...grin

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