A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini.
After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another one.
The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martini's all night long - but you got to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I will know it's time to go home!"
Cotard delusion is a rare mental illness in which the affected person holds the delusional belief that they are already dead, do not exist, are putrefying, or have lost their blood or internal organs. Statistical analysis of a hundred-patient cohort indicates that the denial of self-existence is a symptom present in 45% of the cases of Cotard's syndrome; 55% of the patients present delusions ...
".......cause these men have strong minds, are rational thinkers, can spot fake news, don’t allow themselves to be brainwashed and speak their minds." Oh Lord! Oh-ahh-ummmm-yes-yes-yesssssss I´m sorry
RE: why do the Irish have Flabby Handshakes?
nothing flabby from my last Irish encounter