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RE: Who would you choose?

It would be a gamble but defo memorable . . ..Tommy Tiernan !laugh

If you just purchased a 'Motel' what name would you put on it?

Bates Motel and Flowery Twats well up their at the minute ! :)

If you just purchased a 'Motel' what name would you put on it?

answers on a postcard please. . .

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

That's given me a good idea for the start of a thread !

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

I was expecting that comment ! laugh

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

I'll be perfectly honest.i was in this situation twice and didn't kiss either lady at the end of the first date.Both later told me they they felt bad i didn't try ! And here was me thinking that i was being respectful to them !? But thanks to everyone's help here i'm perfectly clear now on WHAT WOMEN WANT. . . not ha ha

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

Thats great advise everyone,thanks.

i'm perfectly clear now on what i should do.

At the end of the date i lunge with my tounge towards her mouth. if she likes it she'll ram hers down my throat and then throw me up against a wall. . . .might just stay at home and watch 'match of the day' instead :)

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

I'll keep that in mind. . laugh

. . . . and is it straight to the 'Motel' then ?banana

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

ha ha good point there dumbrell !

RE: funniest thing u ever did in public?

ha ha ha . . funny !!!laugh and you waited for your vodkaapplause

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

I get the message. . 'thank you' is not enough at the end of a first date anymore !laugh
But surely not tounges !! ?? where is decency gone ha ha

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

your a braver boy than me laugh

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

So is that a yes or a no to the guy kissing her? laugh

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?


True about knowing where you stand. But does anyone really know where they stand after a first date laugh

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

So far the Kiss is way ahead of the 'thank you' wow

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

But can you go for the big kiss thing on the first date?
i must be way outta touch with this stuff laugh

To Kiss or not to Kiss ?

At the end of an enjoyable first date is a 'thank you' enough, or do women want to be kissed ? confused

RE: Can a man truly love a woman?

beautiful ? do you not think we are a bit on the pale side?laugh

RE: Can a man truly love a woman?

Hi Pauline,
Your right, never trust a man !laugh
Honestly though, everyone is different and i know lots of men
who have loved the same woman all their lives.if i see one of them i'll send him to you :)

RE: why our children must suffer?

You are correct that 'selfishness' is playing apart in children being brought up in 'broken homes'.Not everyone puts their childrens welfare first which i find hard to understand.but that is part of the world now which is dissapointing.But one persons love is alot more than none so they will grown up fine comfort

RE: hellooooooooo there x

Maybe Darragh or Barry.

RE: hellooooooooo there x

Randy ?? ha ha

RE: What are you grateful for?

ha ha. . . And Mr benson and hedges !!

RE: Barter

Morning .i will offer to swap them for my Rubix cube.It's not 100% unused. i actually managed to do two whole sides banana

RE: Convicted peodophile chased out of his home!!

Zombie.Maybe you could reply to the thread like everyone else ,instead of nit-picking other peoples answers ??

RE: IS THERE ANY NORMAL ONES LEFT!!!!!!!!

Have to stick up for the guys here . . .
i'm nice ,normal and down to earth .(apart from the full moon when i turn into a werewolf)laugh
I'm sure there are tons of normal guys here. .speak up guys :)

RE: Missing my daddy

bet he'll be chuffed with your poem.i know i would if my daughter ever pens one for me.thats really sweethandshake

RE: Wish me luck.....irish luck :)))

Good on you going back. . enjoy it this time applause

RE: First Crush

My first crush was fairly traditional as it was with the girl next door.I was about 10 years of age when i began to change my opinion of the 11 year old girl that lived beside us.Up to this point i regarded her as someone that was pretty poor at football and no good at climbing trees.Then one summer she began to look kinda hot to me!This must have been the begining of my mad journey with mr.hormones as the driverlaugh Anyway we spent the summer going around like a "king and queen' holding hands and the usuall kids stuff.
It all fizzled out when we went back to school at the end of the summer but i was happy to learn that there was a world full of these unusual creatures out there!i still bump into that woman from time to time and we always say hello.she is happily married now but i do smile to myself when i see her.
My own daughter is now 7 years of age and will hopefully experience something sililar in the next few years.it was all harmless fun and has left just good memorieslaugh

RE: Waterford v Tipperary

Hats off to waterford hope ye play as well in the final. . .and here is my 50 cent laugh

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