RE: of 2 which kind of man would women prefer

Typical woman, wants her man to be EVERYTHING!!! laugh

RE: I think I have a ghost!

its all them mojitos and spritzers you do be having, you dont remember waking up drunk and being bored and delving into the wonders of the attic while trying to fix perfectly straight pictures en route :p

RE: What ringtone is on your phone?

Why oh why do women have to take forever at Bank Machines

meowwwwwwwwwww saucer of milk for one please :p

Why oh why do women have to take forever at Bank Machines

ahhh i can explain that phenomonem, he is one of the rare breed of men that we call a "woman" :p

Why oh why do women have to take forever at Bank Machines

ahhh chill out, it all just a bit of a laugh

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Why oh why do women have to take forever at Bank Machines

you know how it is lads, you have card in hand , ready to pounce on withdrawing cash like a Ninja, all planned out like a military operation, problem is, you have dreamer "woman" in front of you , who has spent her time queing just dreaming about shoes, and when her view of the bank machine finally clears, she snaps out of dreaming all flustered, trying to find her card, finds it, must check balance, must check statement, must take hours, must check balance, then finally takes cash, but sadly for military man thats not the end of it, for she must take another age to find her purse, put cash in it, and FINALLY vacate the machine, leaving military man knowing he has to withdraw 20 euro more than intially intended so as he can purchase a gillete fusion razor to get rid of the beard that has appeared in his time waiting :p

RE: So there I was....

ok i was too lazy to read the whole thread , so starting with the original post from the genius called Crazylegs.......

.......... ankle bashing trousers are the greatest fashion crime men can make, i summise that its caused by men who were mothered too much and married to early and are usually from the country..... i obviously wouldnt just spout such prejudice nonsense had i not studied the subject intentionally

(legal binding statement: no i am not dodgy gay or anything, and no i dont study boys trousers, its merely a visual observation study :p )

RE: RIP

Start a thread,
Watch it grow,
See the names,
That start to show,
A lot it is said,
Some not nice,
Till the mods get ya,
And ya start to think twice :p
laugh

RE: ATTENTION LADS!! haha

well you started this thread without her..... like starting a flood without water pffft :p

RE: ATTENTION LADS!! haha

laugh well just stating an obvious shocking omission :p

RE: ATTENTION LADS!! haha

no crazylegs, no thanks

RE: ATTENTION LADS!! haha

no Crazy legs , no thanks :p

RE: best love film

Shadowlands

RE: More snow

yeahhhh i agree, its a big bucket load of white stooopidity, i totally disagree with this weather crying

RE: Tiger Interview

I doubt he will retire, a golf career lasts a long time, but his head is all messed up, and its one game you cant play unless you are happy in the head, i do think the excuse he gave for the timing of the interview is sincere, that he is in the middle of therepy and bout to start more of that tommorrow, and i think the fact he is in that therepy, he was in now way fit mentally to answer questions, he looked like a broken man today

RE: Hi Folks just a quick question!!

rolling on the floor laughing exactly, thought i would be the best person to help you as its all fresh in my head laugh

RE: Hi Folks just a quick question!!

Teach him to write each letter individually, in both upper case and lower case, then small words, then numbers, and before we know it, he will be giving us lots of lip on these forums laugh

RE: I hate flying!!

you are right, you just have to let go of the worry, only thing i will say is different with flying to bus and train, is that you can get off them, were you cant stop and get off the plane, so i think that excentuates peoples fears

RE: I hate flying!!

well thats what i use to struggle with too, the control factor, now i just say to myself that the pilot does not want to crash just as much as i dont, its not like he has an ejector seat, and if choice arose of me to fly the plane or the pilot to fly the plane, i think i might let the pilot fly it, cos i was out sick the day they taught aeroplane flying in schoollaugh

RE: I hate flying!!

Exactly! being rational, i use to say to myself this "ok flying is dangerous, so cant do it, but then driving is far more dangerous, so makes sense to stop doing that then, i cant cycle either cos (bleeding hate cyclists) and its still more dangerous than flying, so i will walk, but hmmm walking is even STILL more dangerous than flying, so i will just stay in my house to be safe..... then a plane crashes into my house and kills me

RE: I hate flying!!

yeahhh its a defo un-nerving moment, i use to find it worse when he did that over the sea, cos there were no buildings for scale, so you didnt know how close to the water you actually were, but seriously man, it is something you can over come, i know it sounds obvious and cliched, but positive thoughts help ya get over this

RE: AUCTION: TWO HOT GIRLS FOR VALENTINE DATE

i'll give a chicken jalfrezi for that crazylegs one innocent

Since when did women get the right to be utterly rude?

How true that is, happy christmas!

RE: Tracking the whereabouts of your partner by sattelite

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Since when did women get the right to be utterly rude?

you are NOT helping man!!! rolling on the floor laughing

Since when did women get the right to be utterly rude?

haha aimiee, you are the diamond amongst a mountain of rocks laugh

Since when did women get the right to be utterly rude?

i merely wish to gain insight, call me naive, call me whatever, i never meant it to be a rant in general, although the caption i meant to have a rant ring to it, to honestly gain attention to the forum lol

Since when did women get the right to be utterly rude?

well in fairness to you, you responed to my mail when i had picture , I HAD A PICTURE UP EVERYONE, so thats not the argument, i started the forum by deleting my pic cos i didnt want any visual opinion clouding the subject

Since when did women get the right to be utterly rude?

you are right dude, just curious, just trying to pierce and metion what in real life is unmentionable

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