AnimaloverAnimalover Forum Posts (16)

RE: Guys do you go comando...

That's why they sell camoflauge pants...banana

What is the best opening line u ever heard?

See, you girls do know the best lines.applause

What is the best opening line u ever heard?

Yes it's a good one, but I need a bigger onebanana tongue

What is the best opening line u ever heard?

A girl told me this one and I won two tickets to Ozzfest with it...You remind me of a four and a half pound Largemouth Bass, I wouldn't know whether to eat you or mount you...

What is the best opening line u ever heard?

You Girls have probably heard them all, let's hear them.

RE: Sweet Morning...

I love all animals...If they are cooked properly!cheers

RE: Sweet Morning...

Dear, don't ya know that it's not fair if ya bait them.rolling on the floor laughing heart wings

RE: Sweet Morning...

I have the same problem with cats every time I drop tuna in my lap!

RE: Sweet Morning...

You were eating soda bread in bed again weren't you?

RE: Do people see you as perfect as YOU see you??

Did you know that when two people meet it is actually eight people meeting? There's the person they think you are, the person you want them to think you are, the person you really are, and the person they want you to be. Multiply by two and you have eight very confused people trying to sort it all out. By the time you get to one on one,(months later), you may have already taken the relationship to a level that you are uncomfortable with. Now that's GAMES>>>>

RE: Do people see you as perfect as YOU see you??

You mean my picture is not posted next to perfect in the dictionary?
If we were perfect we would be somewhere besides this forum,eh? We were created in God's image. Is he less than perfect? Hummm

RE: BIG PROBLEM

Sounds like she is testing the other guy to see if he is jealous. Don't get drawn into this...worst-case scenario you get your butt whooped . Best-case scenario you are the object of ridicule. Keep your dignity, it is a no-win situation. Good Luck.. you are young, this is not the only girl that will ever show you attention. Your life is too important to waste with games like this.

RE: Guys..what does it mean?

Seriously, I think that you should be asking him what he means, not us. Ask what's in his heart. Tell him how you feel. If he runs away, you'll not be wasting your time and reputation on him. Unless you're just in it for the experience.confused

RE: Short One Liner

You remind me of a four and a half pound Largemouth Bass, I wouldn't know whether to eat you or mount you!dancing

RE: is it ok 2 kiss on the first date

It depends where she wants to kiss me.

RE: What was the reason for your divorce?

We were incompatable, I'm a Pices, she was a crack ho!jaw drop

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