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Holiday Horror Stories - LOL

Book or Movie deal Candy, take your pick!!!LOL

Holiday Horror Stories - LOL

Does every Mom in the world end up in their bedrooms after the gifts are opened on Christmas or is that just our house every year?LOL

RE: The seven deadly sins..

Hi new chick, you look and sound like you need a Massage, just think about it!! This might not be the best time to ask!!!!LOL

Holiday Horror Stories - LOL

Sign those Aunts up for the Golden Gloves!!!!LOL
*hit sound like you may have a best seller on your hands Candy!!!!!LOL

RE: The seven deadly sins..

Purposely has it the same way it looks, all of em.

RE: The seven deadly sins..

Yeah I kind of think I have a bit of all of em too!

RE: The seven deadly sins..

Email me and I will give you an appt in the Hotel!!! You better read Simmys so you know what your getting yourself into, One of the hottest experiences of your life!!!!!!LOL

RE: The seven deadly sins..

Maybe we both have to admidt to a little bit of lust!!!! Huh? I think I must confess I was having quite a bit of fun giving you that massage!!! I would like to change careers now!!!!!LOL

RE: The seven deadly sins..

By the way I am thinking this was a good thing not a sin, was getting close however!!!!LOL Maybe next time!!!

RE: The seven deadly sins..

I think your Massage definately bordered on Lust, Lets go do some research!!!LOL

RE: The seven deadly sins..

Candy that is hard to argue with!!!!LOL

RE: The seven deadly sins..

Simmy you may redeem me anytime, I will even give you a coupon!!!!LOL

Holiday Horror Stories - LOL

Yes these are the gems I was looking for!!! Nice work Candy, this is winning so far!!!LOL

Holiday Horror Stories - LOL

Ouch!!!! I hope they were the baby teeth!!

RE: The seven deadly sins..

If I have to pick one it would have to be pride for me!!

Holiday Horror Stories - LOL

Today was awesome by the way:

A few years back now, my Mom was cooking a turkey for our family thanksgiving. She had prepared the bird all the fixings and we were set to go. It was at my sisters house, so my Dad and I had already left and she was follwing with the grub. Well while she was getting dressed to leave our 90 lbs. Standard Poodle engulfed the entire bird!!!LOL Pulled it off the table, and ate everthing but the legs!!! My sister said My mom ran throgh the house saying "It's licking it's chops, It's licking it's chops." It certaily was and so were we at dinner that Thanksgiving!!!LOL It wasn't funny then but it certainly is now!!!!

RE: British people thread

I look British in my Rasta Photo? Is that enough?

RE: Toys

Mattle Electronics Handheld games from the 70's, I still have them all!!! Football, Baseball, Hockey, they are loads of fun and me and my son still play them!!

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

That seems to work well with me too! Lifes too short to be so damn serious!! .............. Bring on the jokes, let's not make a roast out of it though!!!LOL

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

What are you saying?LOL!!!!!

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

You know Marcy they say the first step is to make them laugh, not hurl!!!!!LOL

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

Good Marcy, we all need a good laugh!!!!LOL

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

I hate to admidt this for my mom, but she had the dreaded illness and I didn't know what kaliedoscope eyes were? I was 6 or 7 colitis it was!!!!!LOL

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

I mean a land down under, you would think but no!!!!!LOL how funny!!!!

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

That's cool:

I though men at work were saying:

Where Women Blow and men plunder!

It is actually:
Where Woman Glow and men Plunder!

Imagine my dissapointment finding out the truth!!LOL

Funny Lyrics- that you were wrong about!!!LOL

Ok this is a great one:

When I was a kid I though "the girl with Kaliedoscope Eyes" was "the girl with colitis goes bye!!!!!"

I still laugh pretty hard about this one!!!LOL

Tell a funny lyric, that you thought was something else completely!!!!This could be good!!LOL

RE: What public figure's death impacted your life the most and why?

Yes simmy bob died in the early 80's of cancer, I have been blessed to be able to visit his grave in the parish of nine miles, in the mountains of Jamaica. That was my second baptism for sure, my brother and i brought our insturments and played with the rasta's at Bobs Grave. Very cool experience.!!

RE: Someone to talk to the new chick!

Hi New Chick,

I have been meaning to stop by a couple of times but you weren't home. If you need some drum lessons let me know!

RE: What Kind Of Animal Are You Most Like?

Moanie, only when I need to be!!!

RE: What Kind Of Animal Are You Most Like?

Yes, much better than a rat in the cellar. The fire I am referring to is desire!!!! The same kind Bono and U2 and the boys sing about!!! Can't get enough of that fire in a relationship.!!!!

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