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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

Well there's flaps and there's flaps, and I know which ones I like

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

I like to push my way in, or damp things down with a little moister

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

There's nothin wrong with fighting your way through a little brush!!

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

Oh just think what it was like in the 17th century, the ladies didn't have knickers or razors. If you went down then you'd come out looking like this

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

I like a little brush

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

Well as long as the fountain is still running who cares if the brush has overgrown a little bit

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

It's all Greek to me when you start talking Latin

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

Well that's what I said isn't it

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

Are you saying you've had a temporarily groundsman in every now and then looking after it?

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

I think you'll find a lot of our language comes from Viking

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

Are you sure we don't need to cut back the brush and resurface the pathway tho

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

Or in your bed, have you seen camilla

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

Yeah but we don't have relationships with them mike.. Maybe that's where you made the mistake

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

Oh if you wanna talk to me in Sanskrit you'll have to call me Abhaya

And I'll call you Goswami

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

Durham university is the third oldest in the land I'll have you know

... While you lot down there were still running around with your willies hanging out

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

Oh dear omcawarne now you and rue are going in da book

......

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

You're welcome rue

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

WhaT Twaddle is This ooby? I Think The clue is in The name "English!! When do you yanks Think you'll geT The hang of iT

Have a nice day y'all

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Thankful for advice for a first date after ages

It's only a slow process for you. It looks like you take a business lunch every time you stop

I'd keep you working if I was there

.. There'd be no more business lunches for you my girl

I hope skip doesn't see this or he'll be bypassing Kilkenny for sure

Get them muscles going

and back to work with you girl....

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Thankful for advice for a first date after ages

To build it, or before you get it?

.... Well you've got lots of walls or very thick paint? I hope you're having something tasty?

......

You know I'd love to help if I could

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Is FOREPLAY really relevant

Have you got a full pack?

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Thankful for advice for a first date after ages

Oi you back to work. It's no wonder it takes you a week to put up a wardrobe

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Is FOREPLAY really relevant

If you're doing it right then you must be gasping for that cigarette

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Have You Met Anyone Famous, (For Whatever)

Could be her wishful thinking and then realised it was his arm!

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Have You Met Anyone Famous, (For Whatever)

Whys that, did security get you before you got to his meat and veg

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

I do sleep you know

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Aug 3, 2015

RE: Longest being single?

So that's, em

24yrs

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OPAug 3, 2015

Keep one change one 69

Head nurse.....

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OPAug 3, 2015

What would you give the person above?

A free flight to the Uk

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uptall Forum Posts (12,860)

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RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: Longest being single?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

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RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: Longest being single?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: When will Brits learn to speak English?

RE: Thankful for advice for a first date after ages

RE: Thankful for advice for a first date after ages

RE: Is FOREPLAY really relevant

RE: Thankful for advice for a first date after ages

RE: Is FOREPLAY really relevant

RE: Have You Met Anyone Famous, (For Whatever)

RE: Have You Met Anyone Famous, (For Whatever)

RE: Longest being single?

RE: Longest being single?

Keep one change one 69

What would you give the person above?

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