mmmmuntouchable Forum Posts (309)

RE: The Kings of Concrete Festival.

was at last year my lil cousin was skate boarding... Its an amazing weekend! But my purse did get robbed so ladies watch your bags xx

RE: How long you been single for?

Yep

RE: How long you been single for?

I can't really answer that, i was in a six year relationship until last november! since than i suppose i had one kind of a half relationship and the rest were just daters I suppose i dont really miss it that much but in saying that nobody can say they don't miss weekends away, making love, sundays doing random things etc. (well thats how is was for me) JMO xxx

RE: Hey all :)

Yeah defo xx
you'll have great fun fun fun........
Oh john wayne, i do love him xx

RE: Hey all :)

oh go on Chuckles! In demand girl xxx

RE: Hey all :)

Oh seriously what i wouldn't do for one of your weekends!!! Im off to arrange one ha ha
If not ill just gatecrash yours

RE: DRINK YUM YUM

Oh i do love how your so sure and stop with the Lindy

RE: Hey all :)

Oh get in there!!! only for im busy!!!

RE: Hey all :)

Oh delighted for u hun xx you'll be on a high all next week and u can fill me in!!!

RE: Hey all :)

Oh spill the beans!! oh i love all the hippies in tara!!! can i come??

RE: DRINK YUM YUM

Oh u keep going on bout the one night i do go away!! and all the other nights when i was here on my tod!!! so ha

RE: DRINK YUM YUM

Busy gal, busy gal!!! well u can tell me when your coming down for a change

RE: DRINK YUM YUM

Im still waiting for u to watch 12 rounds with me first!! awh all talk!! yeah ok but no tea or nothing is included in the invite that you gave to urself!!

RE: DRINK YUM YUM

oh i love it i swear!! all the old one where on comedy Central a few weeks ago!!! Comical xx

RE: DRINK YUM YUM

oh move over and share the popcorn!!!

RE: Goodbye Farewell etc....

Oh sorry it hasn't work hun!!! But all the best and see u at the meet!!! wishing you all the happiness,

Linda xx

RE: Name's?

I no I no check out my halo **** DING ****

RE: Name's?

No u didn't offend i was joking

RE: Name's?

Oh thats low!! I'll have u no theres SOME very nice people there!! But no it was far from flats i was reared!!

RE: Name's?

Hi Rita!!

RE: Name's?

awh u no you do!!!

RE: Name's?

thats good

RE: Name's?

oh u just said it two posts up!! thats the age catching up on u

RE: Name's?

Hi eileen! how are you today?? hi charlie

RE: subway ??????

Hate subway!!! The smell of the place is rotten

RE: Name's?

HI Ciaran first time in al this time ive got a proper hello off you, i'll have you know

RE: Name's?

hi guys morning all xx Im Linda but call me anything, once its not too early in the morning

husband and wife.... thought this was great... ENJOY X

> IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING, LET ME KNOW AND I'LL PRAY FOR
> YOU. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR
> YEARS?
>
> THE ONLY FRICTION IN THE MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBANDS HABIT OF FARTING
> LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND
> THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY
> MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS
> MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS
> PERFECTLY NATURAL. SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT
> ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT.
>
>
> THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE CHRISTMAS
> DAY MORNING, AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS
> UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS, NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER
> AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS, AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK
> THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND,
> GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC
> WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS
> SHORTS. SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL
> TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND
> OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATH ROOM. THE WIFE COULD
> HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER
> EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETTY
> GOOD.
>
> ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS
> BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE. SHE BIT HER
> LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, 'HONEY YOU WERE
> RIGHT.' 'ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU'.
> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?' ASKED HIS WIFE. 'WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE
> DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED.
> 'BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, WITH SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I
> GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN."

RE: Singers that mime

totally agree!! she is an amazing performer! and as for miming it makes me so mad!! Take that are doing it lately too

RE: In my Bedroom

1-10 of what??