zdeathangelz Forum Posts (3,743)
i don't use reindeers i use great danes 
that way i can rent them out as pony rides 
the pole is back up,ladies it is time for you to get your grove on 
hey i am still trying to put my chestnuts out,after Christmas eve 
so of you forgot to put the fires out 
i was single for 6 months until i had a knock at my door.found out someone thought it was a bright idea to give me custody of a 6 year old girl and a 5 year old boy. the lady look at me don't look at me i am still wondering why they pick you 
so now i am taken for the next 13 year,i almost didn't make it through the last 17 years.good thing i like cartoons and feeding ducks,know some bedtime stories and can count to 20 with my shoes off
it smells like tuna fish in here oh that's my finger my bad 
i hope you have a hot tub so i can warm up my chestnuts when i get there. my sleigh is open and you know my chestnuts will be freezing when i fly out there.oh yes make sure there is no fire going i do not want to roast my chestnuts when i come down your chimney 
who needs a airport i have my sleigh oh you forgot i land on roof tops
we can take it out in trade 
you don't remember do you we use cases of jack to make your cake it was so big 
i can always give you something that will keep a smile on your face and a song in your heart 
you been passing out on the cheap stuff and i been saving the good stuff for myself i been giving you the stuff from LW bar but she doesn't know it yet i hope your birthday was a good one
what do you mean pass i should be the one who say pass you forgot to leave cookies and milk out
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