RE: Please can someone have a solution for this dog

First of all, that's very nice of you to take care of her. She is very uncomfortable right now. What I would do is, first use a scissor and cut as much as you can. Then try and comb it out. If it still doesn't comb out, use hair clippers. The noise may scare her, so have someone help you. Other than that, the groomers would be the best bet.

RE: Why do young men like elder women so much?

I really don't know why, But I'm SOOOO glad they do!!!!

I Need A Push.

that hurt

I Need A Push.

At 3 AM A couple heard banging at the front door. When they looked out the window they saw a man drenched from the night rain, and also visibly intoxicated. The man keeps saying, 'I need a push, please can you give me a push?' The man of the house yelled back, 'Are you insane? It's raining cats and dogs, and you're drunk.'
His wife says, 'George, remember when we were stuck in the rain that one night, and someone helped us? Remember the gratitude we felt?'
Upset, but knowing it was the right thing to do, he got dressed, got his raincoat, got his umbrella and went outside.
Once out in the rain he yelled, 'Hey mister, you still need help?' He heard, 'Yes, please, I need a push,' George yells, 'Where are you?' 'Over here, on the swing.'

Lottery

You bet....wine

Lottery

Aren't we always right????
applause tongue

RE: Marriage

Mommy's baby, Daddy's, maybe.

Lottery

dancing innocent

Lottery

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!!!!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'?

RE: Do u say so ?

I'm not understanding anything. I guess my meds just kicked in.

Idle Thoughts

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Idle Thoughts

You know you're getting old when you got a houseful of plants, and can't smoke any of it.

Idle Thoughts

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Idle Thoughts

applause rolling on the floor laughing

Idle Thoughts

cool rolling on the floor laughing

Idle Thoughts

* I had amnesia once -- or twice.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
* Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is
gone.
* I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not sure.

RE: single women only

Can't do the pregnant, had surgery and Doctors took out the crib, but he did leave the playpen.

RE: Anyone here hoping to find a marital partner?

You take credit card?

RE: Anyone here hoping to find a marital partner?

Me too, where are they all at anyways?

Video

It was 'Let's Dance' with David Bowie and Tina Turner. It allowed me to post it. I just checked again on 'youtube' and I can still post it. I'll try again, but when I saw 'in violation,' kinda worried me.

Video

I looked on the 'help' section on here but couldn't find the answer. Does anyone know why if you post a video that was NOT embeded disable, it was playing and all of a sudden it said that the video was in violation of use?

Gentle Giants

Thank you.

Gentle Giants

Yes, as a matter of fact, there are videos on youtube about abused and torture of elephants. IN AUSTIN, TX. Please check it out. Thanks

Gentle Giants

very mad

Grandma and Grandpa

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a religious healing program on TV.
The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted healed.
Grandma hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic hip. Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch. Grandma looked at him with disgust. 'You just don't get it do you, you old coot, the purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead.'

Alimony

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

RE: Rerun: What can you say about your car that you can't about your girlfriend.

What the hell is that noise? What's that I smell?

RE: How recent is your picture on your profile?

Two are about a week, the others about six months.

RE: Why us older guys can't win!!

Dude, maybe it's not the hair issue, it's your wardrobe.

RE: Foreign Brides and Grooms

Hey Mercedes1, Tell it like it is, girl....dancing

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