Why us older guys can't win!! (110)
pretzelman: As we get older, hair falls out in some places...and grows in evr creative new places!!
Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh
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Dawn7z: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh
Did it turn you on?????
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pretzelman: As we get older, hair falls out in some places...and grows in evr creative new places!!
Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
It sucks dont it? I keep pulling the ones growing out of my nose out and they keep growing backHere's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
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Nothing at all wrong with older guys!! In fact, I prefer them..... 
And one more than most!!
And one more than most!!
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sounded more like a hairremover being turned off
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roseofsharon: Nothing at all wrong with older guys!! In fact, I prefer them.....
And one more than most!!
Im glad that at least one of us has a woman who caresAnd one more than most!!
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roseofsharon: Nothing at all wrong with older guys!! In fact, I prefer them.....
we want detail.....As Joe Friday would say, "...just the facts, ma'am!"................
And one more than most!!
we want detail.....As Joe Friday would say, "...just the facts, ma'am!"................
And one more than most!!
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pretzelman: Did it turn you on?????
YOU TURNED SOMETHING ON On her
Maybe the Clippers
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Dawn7z: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh
brat I was feeling empathy for getting older. If I look at food I gain ten pounds and everything is heading south. That's the last time I give you an Aweee Pretz lol
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oldies are more sweety and more javascript:PopupEmoticons(); knowledge knows 
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HotrodLarrys: Hi John, That was good
Not mine. I just found it on the internet and copied it here. But I enjoyed it when I read it.
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pretzelman: As we get older, hair falls out in some places...and grows in evr creative new places!!
Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
Trust me, it's still better than what we women go through as we get older, Pretz...and all of it is better than the alternative.
Now stop the pity party, you geezer.
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druidess6308: Trust me, it's still better than what we women go through as we get older, Pretz...and all of it is better than the alternative.
Now stop the pity party, you geezer.
Now stop the pity party, you geezer.
Again, I want details
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pretzelman: As we get older, hair falls out in some places...and grows in evr creative new places!!
Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!
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Any suggestions for dealing with gout and arthritis. Apart from saying "ouch" in a variety of explicit languages?
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The13thWarrior: Any suggestions for dealing with gout and arthritis. Apart from saying "ouch" in a variety of explicit languages?
If I knew how to deal with it...we would both be happier men!! My sympathies!!
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So this is what I have to look forward to.
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kidatheart: So this is what I have to look forward to.
Yeah...and that's the good part!!
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Here's one problem...hair on or in your ears! When it gets to the point where it looks like coral growing out you ears, you use one of those nose hair removal apparatuses. But then when you lady friend kisses your ear instated of a soft hair greeting her...it's like kissing the fuller brush salesman!!