Forum Posts by Conrad73

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    RE: What word

    you know,The Woid!rolling on the floor laughing
    by Conrad73 24 hrs ago Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Hurricaine Maria

    Conrad73: downgraded to a Cat4,but still the strongest storm to hit the Island since 1932!


    https://weather.com/storms/hurricane-central/maria-2017/AL152017
    by Conrad73 24 hrs ago Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Hurricaine Maria

    aries1234: Puerto Rican authorities have warned residents to “evacuate or die”, with just hours to go before Hurricane Maria tears through the island with winds up to 175mph.


    Maria, the most powerful storm to hit the region in nearly a century, has already barreled through island nations across the Caribbean, leaving widespread devastation in its wake.

    The Category 5 storm killed one person and injured two others as it tore through Guadeloupe on Monday evening, officials on the French island confirmed

    downgraded to a Cat4,but still the strongest storm to hit the Island since 1932!
    by Conrad73 24 hrs ago Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump threatens to completely annihilate NK

    Duromojon: Trump went to UN to menace the whole world...what an idiot
    TDS much?doh
    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Freemasons !!

    Conrad73: http://www.911truth.ch/pdf/Born-in-Blood.pdf

    THE
    LOST
    SECRETS
    OF
    FREEEMASONRY
    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump threatens to completely annihilate NK

    Conrad73: There is a Standing Executive Order,which forbids the Assassination of Foreign Heads of State!
    The Order is signed by every President at the beginning of his term!
    Goes back to the Fallout of the JFK-Assassination!


    Might have been revised to some extent by GWB!

    Executive Order 13470
    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump threatens to completely annihilate NK

    HexagonKeySet: Sure, but if Trump threatened to assassinate Kim it's pretty plain that he and his family become immediate targets ... there;s a lotta family there ???

    There is a Standing Executive Order,which forbids the Assassination of Foreign Heads of State!
    The Order is signed by every President at the beginning of his term!
    Goes back to the Fallout of the JFK-Assassination!
    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump threatens to completely annihilate NK

    GUZMAN1: It's not the north korean's fault, but of their leaders.

    Trump should threat Kim only.




    One way to do it!laugh
    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump threatens to completely annihilate NK

    hijack hijack hijack
    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS

    QUATSCH!doh
    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: The curtain rods............ with a "happy ending" I like lol

    britishcolumbian: CURTAIN RODS --- PRICELESS

    On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

    When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.
    She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss.
    Then, slowly, the house began to smell.
    They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.
    Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

    Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought into set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!
    People stopped coming over to visit..
    Repairmen refused to work in the house.
    The maid quit.

    Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.
    Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
    Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

    Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house.
    She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.
    Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10th of what the house had been worth... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.

    She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.
    A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ..... and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!

    I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
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    by Conrad73 Sep 20 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Fixed speed cameras ...

    here in Switzerland some of the damn things are portable,and the Cops keep switching them around!laugh
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Freemasons !!

    Thomas1Curtis2: You Would Never Get The Full Story By Googling It! The Actual Truth Is You're Talking Pure Evil And It's Very Well Cloaked! The Blue Lodge Up To The 5th Degree Don't Even Have Any Idea What They Have Actually Got Themselves Into! I Have Very Deep Roots Into The Organization, You Could Really Call It A Religion, and It's Not For Jesus, They Claim To Be Christian, They're Not! So Many Of The Rituals Are Pure Satanic, And Again This Is Even Kept Secret From The Lower Downs! I Suppose That's Why They Call It A Secret Society! For Some Of The Truth Try To Find Some Of The Writings Of President John Quincy Adams, He Was Very Outspoken Against Them, And Also I Believe The Only President That Wasn't One! I Will Say Though A Lot Of The Presidents Were Just Honorary Members And Also Had No Idea What They Were Members Of! Try Getting A Scottish Rite Member, Skull And Crossbones Member, Or Any Of Them Around 33 1/3 Degree Members To Talk To You About It, Good Luck! There's A Well Known Painting Of President Washington In His Masonic Regalia Holding Up His Hand Giving The Devil Sign!

    ............and no,they do not claim to be Christians!
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Freemasons !!

    Thomas1Curtis2: You Would Never Get The Full Story By Googling It! The Actual Truth Is You're Talking Pure Evil And It's Very Well Cloaked! The Blue Lodge Up To The 5th Degree Don't Even Have Any Idea What They Have Actually Got Themselves Into! I Have Very Deep Roots Into The Organization, You Could Really Call It A Religion, and It's Not For Jesus, They Claim To Be Christian, They're Not! So Many Of The Rituals Are Pure Satanic, And Again This Is Even Kept Secret From The Lower Downs! I Suppose That's Why They Call It A Secret Society! For Some Of The Truth Try To Find Some Of The Writings Of President John Quincy Adams, He Was Very Outspoken Against Them, And Also I Believe The Only President That Wasn't One! I Will Say Though A Lot Of The Presidents Were Just Honorary Members And Also Had No Idea What They Were Members Of! Try Getting A Scottish Rite Member, Skull And Crossbones Member, Or Any Of Them Around 33 1/3 Degree Members To Talk To You About It, Good Luck! There's A Well Known Painting Of President Washington In His Masonic Regalia Holding Up His Hand Giving The Devil Sign!


    And you're the first person I've ever seen claim there was a 33 1/3 degree. I'd be curious to know how you might have arrived at ...confused
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Freemasons !!

    http://www.911truth.ch/pdf/Born-in-Blood.pdf

    THE
    LOST
    SECRETS
    OF
    FREEEMASONRY
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
  • Conrad73

    RE: Sex drive

    HexagonKeySet: Don't worry about it, have a beer bro

    Beer is never late
    HANGOVERS go away next day
    Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
    When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
    Beer never has a headache
    Beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
    Pour a beer right, you will always get good head
    You can have more than one beer a night & not feel guilty
    A beer ALWAYS goes down easy
    You can share a beer with friends
    You always know that you are the first to pop a beer
    A beer is always wet
    Beer doesn't demand equality
    A beer doesn't worry or whinge about what time you get there
    You can have a beer in public
    A frigid beer is a good beer
    You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
    Beer always comes in multiples of six
    Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left
    You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer
    After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle
    A beer rarely costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
    When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
    You don't need a condom for safe beer
    Beer looks as good in the morning
    Beer doesn't look you up in a month
    Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in
    Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids
    Beer doesn't get cramps
    Beer doesn't have a mother
    Beer doesn't have morals
    Beer doesn't go crazy once a month
    Beer always listens and never argues
    Beer labels don't go out of style every year
    Beer doesn't whine
    Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
    Beer doesn't demand marriage
    Beer is never overweight
    If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
    Beer won't run off with your credit cards, half your house, toys & business
    Beer doesn't have a lawyer
    Beer doesn't use kids as weapons
    Beer doesn't need much closet space
    Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
    Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive
    Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch
    Beer never changes its mind
    Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get
    Beer never asks you to change the station
    Beer doesn't make you go shopping
    Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass
    Beer doesn't mind watching Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks
    Beer is always easy to pick up
    Beer doesn't ever pout or play silly games
    Beer NEVER says no
    Beer is easy to get into and never complains if you rip into it for a quickie
    Beer never complains when you take it anywhere
    Beer never complains if you stay home evenings
    Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers
    Beer doesn't mind getting dirty
    Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity ... or anything else for that matter!
    Beer doesn't use up all your toilet paper or complian cos you bought the cheap brand
    Beer doesn't live with its mother or insist that it's mother come on holiday with you
    Beer doesn't blow you off
    Beer doesn't expect expensive gifts or flowers and would never complain if you got flowers from the gas station!
    Beer doesn't complain that you're not romantic or rromantic enough
    Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners
    Beer doesn't b*tch, yell, or cry
    Beer doesn't mind football season
    A beer won't make you go to church or theatre or chick flicks ... there's a big liste possible here !
    A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman
    A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit
    A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose"
    A beer doesn't give a feck if you keep a bunch of other beers around

    what about these?
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: ussr collapsed cos...

    ChesneyChrist: The Soviets tried to make everyone work and find work for them and it's just not as efficient and dynamic as the capitalist system of unearned income when it comes to things like Parsley sauce and variety of gadgets. Putting a man in space is different because that captures the imagination no will fail to notice that. Any sort of statism is better when you have some direction, a clue where you're going. Communism did better in terms of neighbourhood and family, public morality, relationships and drug addiction. Capitalism is for when you're more confused and have shit for choices.
    dunno yawn doh
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: ussr collapsed cos...

    ChesneyChrist: Stable, family-oriented and socially conservative the USSR could not compete with the vibrancy and diversity of capitalist individualism, innovation and variety of parsley sauce.

    And the future is a bit of a mix, what do they call it capitalism with Asian values? - this reflecting the fact that capitalism today functions only where democracy doesn't. The future is dictatorship with 13 varieties of parsley sauce.
    confused comfort comfort comfort
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Lost my job today

    Bnaughty: Got sacked from my stage designer job today, I didn´t make a a scene though
    that might be why!grin uh oh
    by Conrad73 Sep 19 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump Brings Prestige to the Mail Order Bride Industry.

    Duromojon: Trump is gay
    takes one to know one?
    by Conrad73 Sep 18 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump Brings Prestige to the Mail Order Bride Industry.

    mykingdomforanam: Prestige?

    Trump married a Slovinian porn star; and I have the pictures to prove it.

    He's being investigated for collusion with the Russian mafia (maybe the same guys who turned out his wife).

    Trump's in debt to Putin, and brought Russian agents into the White House.

    He's got at least one aid offering to testify against him in exchange for immunity, and he's trying to figure out if he can pardon his family members, and himself...

    He's the most unpopular president America ever had.

    He's using his office to sell Trump hats and rings.

    He's made the White House and the US President's office less prestigious!
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    by Conrad73 Sep 18 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Trump Brings Prestige to the Mail Order Bride Industry.

    atruelove0808: For years, International Marriage Services had to live with the stigma of being referred to as Mail Order Bride services. However, many consider the term "mail-order bride" derogatory and feel it demeans foreign women by comparing them to commodities for sale and falsely implying that (unlike local women), they exercise no judgment over the men they meet and would marry anyone from a relatively wealthy country. Even with the foreign women being labeled as mail order brides these companies have grown in popularity for the past two decades, largely due to the internet. The industry grew at such a fast pace it caught the attention of the US senator Maria Cantwell of Washington State, who in 2006 she pushed a bill through congress known as IMBRA or International Marriage Brokers Regulation Act. Although the intent of Senator Cantwell was clearly meant to put Foreign Bride Companies out of business by severely restricting how men communicate with foreign women. In the end, the companies flourished under the new regulations as these business quickly modified their business models.

    Kenneth Agee, marketing Director for A Foreign Affair one of the largest so called Mail Order Bride Companies says, "We have always had to overcome this label. Since Trump announced his candidacy for president of the United States, the industry saw a significant increase in upscale business men looking for foreign brides. Once he became president, Trump made it the new status symbol of success to be married to an eastern European women. With First Lady Melanie Trump in the White House, opinions about foreign women have dramatically changed. Once men were scorned upon to be married to a women from Russian or the Ukraine, now is seen as prestigious. And we are seeing huge increase of men seeking foreign brides, our client base is up by more than 200% since Trump has taken office. This month alone we will be taking over 100 American men to the Ukraine, mostly very successful executives." Beside online matchmaking, the company arranges group tours for men that will travel to countries throughout the world. During these tours the men will meet hundreds of pre-screened women during what A Foreign Affair calls "Social Events" or what Kenneth calls speed dating on steroids.

    Critics say these women are just used as arm trophies for business men in America. That men take advantage of the women's circumstances, both economical and geographical. Kenneth argues, "I would hardly say Melanie Trump has been taken advantage of or refer her to as a Mail Order Bride. Women choose just like the men choose, we are all adults and are responsible for our own choices. It is just that men in America have a good reputation for the way we treat women and how we take care of our families. This opens the door to the men to meet some of the most beautiful women in the world."

    Trump is not the only high profile person to marry a foreign women, Jeb Bush met his wife in Mexico. Rupert Murdoch former CEO of Fox News married Wendi Deng from China, and the list goes on.

    If Trump accomplishes nothing else during his presidency he has clearly helped one Industry.

    so,brought your Spam back under a new disguise?
    by Conrad73 Sep 18 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Bomb attack on London Underground

    galrads: I really like your playground idea. Is the media so much at fault for our society's perceived faults in others? I think the basics behaviour of various cultures is unaddressed by a lot of people in the west. And there's also religion gender biases etc. Yes, I can see an individual without gender first. Gender has been a barrier itself to getting along as can be seen say in a Persian country where men are allowed a simple greeting in public to kiss (on the cheeks) and hug and yet it is taboo for different genders there to do so in public.... here, anything goes anymore. Is there a greater presence of Middle Eastern people in Europe than there are Europeans in the Middle East? What is the attraction for Muslims to move to Europe in the first place but want to change what attracted them there and introduce their own law and culture.

    Reconquest,plain and simple,by any means!



    uh oh
    by Conrad73 Sep 17 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Farsi

    Duromojon: If can't speak farsi you won't make it. new world is coming.
    you better learn Chinese instead of Persian!laugh
    by Conrad73 Sep 16 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
  • Conrad73

    RE: SLAVERY IN AMERICA (2017)

    Sanguinarium: But when blacks and latinos started getting smarter, the dominant society had President Obama, and his crew, shift all of the weight onto police. Nancy Pelosi, whose also a witch, is extremely clever. Even Chuck Graham, of Missouri, preposed a life for a life program. And with this program they wanted to offer prisoners on deathrow with lighter sentences, if they were to donate one of their organs, or body parts.

    SEPTEMBER 16, 2017

    Nancy suffers from High-Grade Dementia!
    Possibly worse than McCain!
    by Conrad73 Sep 16 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
  • Conrad73

    RE: Bomb attack on London Underground

    GUZMAN1: It was a flash, as you say, not an explosion. The device was not a bomb, because it could not explode, only deflagrate.

    Deflagration is different from detonation, when a substance detonates, it burns extremely quickly instead of deflagrate.

    If the terrorists would use a metal container instead of a plastic cube, probably it would be much worse.


    Blackpowder and similar mixtures will Deflagrate,RDX,TNT,and others,where the Oxygen for the combustion is part of the Chemical,will Detonate,if initiated by a Detonator!
    Blackpowder doesn't need a Detonator.
    by Conrad73 Sep 16 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: where to find....

    Dedovix: Im all ears ...


    rolling on the floor laughing
    by Conrad73 Sep 16 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Bomb attack on London Underground

    HexagonKeySet: I have a box of bubble here ... you and I prob need to get outta here and start putting them into some of your cheese eh ?

    I'm sure the Brits at home are wondering about the wisdom of Mr Khan's appointment ... let's not matters worse eh ?
    laugh
    BTW,we shoot the holes into our Emmenthaler Cheese!laugh grin
    by Conrad73 Sep 15 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
  • Conrad73

    RE: Ireland's Gay Prime Minister

    SpaceRam: Well, a few years ago who would have imagined Ireland accepting gay marriage.
    This idea of Europe united under one army and one flag is not so far fetched.

    a combination of the German/French-Flags?uh oh
    by Conrad73 Sep 15 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
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    RE: Bomb attack on London Underground

    mollybaby: I guess the same way as the mayors of Barcelona/Madrid/Paris/Cannes, etc.

    Lots of Hot Air then?
    by Conrad73 Sep 15 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

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