Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, The courage to change the things i cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves. And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they maybe connected to the feet i may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember.... When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
FOUR HUNDRED private jets arrived in Egypt during COP27 as climate delegates are accused of 'hypocrisy'
Climate delegates accused of hypocrisy as 400 private jets in Egypt for COP27 Numerous posts on social media criticised delegates for travelling by private jet Posts and reports included various estimates for the number of such planes
Winston had nothing to do with the running of the Lottery, which was managed by the Ministry of Plenty, but he was aware (indeed everyone in the party was aware) that the prizes were largely imaginary. Only small sums were actually paid out, the winners of the big prizes being non-existent persons.
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says, "Hey, what are you doing"? The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and join me". So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After awhile the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and that he's going to go get a drink from the river. At the river bank, the lizard is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree, smoking a joint with the monkey, and his mouth got dry, and he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says, "Hey MONKEY"! The monkey looks down and says, " DAAAAANG DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
I think you have some of the Edwards mixed up! Nothing wrong with Edward VII,but plenty wrong with Edward VIII,later known as Duke of Windsor,and Royal Governor of The Bahamas!Certain Stories about him and his dealings are still making the Rounds in the Islands!
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RE: A Party of One!
did you swim all the way from Crete,take the Boat or a Plane?