I personally like red heads, I think some of it a biological attraction my theory being that it's to keep the gene pool more diverse and thus avoid degrading mutations. Some will find some colours of hair more attractive than others for this reason.
Well, Jaffa Cakes are cakes and not biscuits, there was a case in the UK over this and mcvities proved that they were cakes and thus not subject to the same VAT regulations as biscuits.
As for the fig rolls, they are rolled like all other rolls including sausage rolls and spring rolls.
RE: How would you feel if.....................
Not really, it have to be worse than that to bother me, like a week long internet and power cut