really its to complicated to even think about being sad..... like how are you.....good....he great but if you choose opposite: like how are you....bad ......why? so there you go have to explain.....bla bla bla..... to complicated.....
a bartender is over hearing this conversation between two man: -God I am so bored -Tell you what(pulls out a bottle from his jacket),if you drink from this bottle you can fly like a bird.... -Yeah right.... -I am telling you,I am dead serious,drink it and you can fly.You know what, we go to the top of the building and I will jump first to prove it.... So both man are leaving the bar... Ten minutes later only one of him comes back into the bar... while a sirene fades on the street,he orders a beer. The bartender: -Superman,you such an a**hole,when you're drunk...
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RE: Are an Englisman's thoughts close to his groin??
yeah sure we think with our groin.....the brain just serves for a second opinion.....
which in most case we can't be bothered with.....