there is this midget,going to a bar and ordering a beer, because the counter is a bit above his head so he jumps up while shouting:"for me a beer please!"then he feels with his hand over the counter standing on his toes,but cannot find what he ordered. So he goes through the same exercise a couple of times and then figured,that may be the bar tender was not were he supposed to be...So he walks around the counter to check it out... There he find this midget juming up and down while shouting:"A Miller or a Budweiser?"
take a spoon an empty box of matches and a binoculars turn around the binoculars, so king kong will be the size of your match box... scoop him up with the spoon and put him in the match box then eat your banana
thing is human kind is on the top of the foodchain and take that position for granted...not everybody acknowledge the task that goes with it...taking care of the environment is an undertaking,it requires all people of the world to work together What stops us from doing so is some paper,with somebodies "profile" printed on it well protected by "copy laws"... it's called monney... good night y'all
but maybe the world,except for amerika belongs to Italy (Roman Empire) all the rest could be living on the north pole and we "give" Amerika to the eskimo's,as it would be to big for the left over indians to populate it all... That would only put some stress on the pinguins....
youre absolutely right,couldn't agree more... but that would be a very toughty subject all people into existence need some place to live that place would obvious be related to a country these days it's not fair to reclaim land because of your ancestors used to live there at some point of history.If that could be proven beyond reasonable doubt,it only proves you didn't do a good job with integrating into your new habitat... or lets try this just for crazy exercise All jewish people back to Israel? All Americans back to Europe? All Afro-... back to Afrika? Amerika back to the Indians? From a friction point of view,that would be setting the standard Hell,I think I would get my visa up to date and build meself an iglo on the northpole...
you been reading:"Where the Gods cosmonauts?"(Erich von Daniken) society in those days wasn't as complex as today... with a 40hr work week left to be invented yet,people had a lot of free time....
my body defenetly doesn't support the overtime I have to work to equal that "level of comfort" than again greed and selfishness not tough enemies to beat,if given a chance,found within...ourselves?
Hi everybody, I am sorry phoenix for posing a few "stupid" questions: the global problem of illegal immigration... define problem,a problem for the immigrant facing problems to be selfsustaining in the new habitat?or a problem for the hosting country supporting the needs of the immigrant? a world getting overpopulated more likely to be a root cause than climate change and modern means of communication to be likely root cause of "problem" being global...
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RE: Itssssssss PARTY Time........
there is this midget,going to a bar and ordering a beer,because the counter is a bit above his head so he jumps up while shouting:"for me a beer please!"then he feels with his hand over the counter standing on his toes,but cannot find what he ordered.
So he goes through the same exercise a couple of times and then figured,that may be the bar tender was not were he supposed to be...So he walks around the counter to check it out...
There he find this midget juming up and down while shouting:"A Miller or a Budweiser?"