PanzerPanzer Forum Posts (30)

RE: I am the best looking bird on this site!

if plucked an stuffed ,a bird fit for a king...innocent

RE: how many partners have you had?

a female member of the force might ...if she was in the process of taking down your credentials.......rolling on the floor laughing

RE: how many partners have you had?

if i told you i would have to kill you.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
answer that one with honesty and i recon it could screw your chances here....grin

RE: why are you single?

wink even then its sometimes just an empty shell...woe is me.
moping crying moping crying (NOT)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: favorite films?

1...COME AND SEE..(russian)
2...DAYS OF GLORY..(french)
3...OH BROTHER WHERE ART THOU..(us)
4...THE NIGHTPORTER..(italian)
5...MEIN KREIG..(german)
6...MILLERS CROSSING..(us)
7...I WENT DOWN..(irish)
8...THE TRENCH..(uk)
9...NO MANS LAND..(bosnian)
10..A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT..(french).......i could go on..grin

RE: why are you single?

these days its a matter of choice......bit like a monkey i just keep picking the NUTS...................doh

RE: whats the youngest you where with and the oldest

modest......expand...........grin

RE: whats the youngest you where with and the oldest

well well . oil have to think about my answer.....thumbs up

RE: whats the youngest you where with and the oldest

and the equation for a woman is divide by 10.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats the youngest you where with and the oldest

would that be one of the johnsons oil barons????rolling on the floor laughing watch out its a gusherrolling on the floor laughing

RE: whats the youngest you where with and the oldest

dont think to bad of him ,we get confused when excited....wink

RE: whats the youngest you where with and the oldest

27 at 19/////58 at 30.... like a fine wine best left to mature.

RE: best cartoon character

has to be homer j simpson......a little homer in us all..rolling on the floor laughing

RE: toy boy

there's a thought , simmer slowly ....then bring to the boil.....remembering to reduce the sugar content......if you follow the recipe it should result in the perfect tart....innocent

RE: Why do small men

i started shaving mine in the army over 25yrs ago ,started growing it again in my thirties ,then it started to go west!so out with the razor and joined the brigade of slapheads for life..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: toy boy

you could always hang around at the post office on pension day .grin

RE: Funny quotes or sayings you like to use consistentley

crap said the king , and a thousand arseholes bent and took the strain because in those days the word of the king was law....grin grin

RE: Ist sunday in sept?

tks for the heads up ,,hope you get the guards to rip tha muppet you had the comments from a new a/hole.....thumbs up

RE: Ist sunday in sept?

excuse my ignorance ,,but whats the breakfast thing????????????/

RE: Question for the guys and girls!!

personally, never had much interest in girls of my own age when i was in my twenties,always aimed for around 10 yrs older.now at 46 its around my age still up to 10 yrs older.age don't count if you connect with someone ....cheers

RE: Age is just a number

hi ,have to agree with you ,most good relationships i have had were with ladies older than me.i found when in my early twenties i was always attracted to older and more mature girls. anyway age is just a number if two people have a spark between them then age is not an issue....just my two cents!!!!!!!!!!!grin

RE: Photo Comments

hi skinny , just read the posts that vile scumbag left, this a/hole should reside in a soft room with a jacket of many belts! report this prat and don't loose any sleep re what he states.it doesn't surprise me that many women have low opinions of men ,its due to scum of this type. god help the woman that is unfortunate enough to spend time in proximity to this piece of bacteria..good luck to you girl...panzer thumbs up

RE: all dressed up and no one to take me out.....

dude, perhaps your sitting in on your own could be due to your attire,just my two cents...doh

re my pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

but this is my happy head.....laugh

re my pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

stunt or dyslexicrolling on the floor laughing laugh

re my pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

problem is this is as good as it gets, it was the best of around 20pics....rolling on the floor laughing

re my pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah mr pond , q just told to me close the curtins...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
foiled again mr pond laugh

re my pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi , it was a romanian girl, although an ex did say i dont look user freindly. rolling on the floor laughing

re my pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi folks, have just been told that my pic looks like a russian hitman !!!!confused
what you think change or leave as is?dunno

RE: why the more u do for a girl the less tanks u get?

true , i know i used to drive one.....rolling on the floor laughing

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