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Dec 1, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

I'm being sarcastic..!!!
I likes bad girls..

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

HEY all you bad girls..!!!
STOP picking on the nice, considerate magical keeper..
AND you, Mr magic man.. you tell em..!!
don't you let them girls bully you...
No way..
we all know how wonderful you are..
( specially me and my "nosing around" )
I was wondering tho...
Your sleek, wonderful, and charming way with the ladies..
is that why you too are single, here at CS, LIEING, and
trying to find someone..??
Jusy curious..
devious minds like to know...

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

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Dec 1, 2010

RE: What does the Bible tell us...

Hey........
it's easy...
I just lie like a crazy man..
and I never date a gal smarter then me..

oopppsssss.....
maybe that is why I am still alone..

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: What does the Bible tell us...

Hey.. all my trips to ban-camp were do to
political and religious threads..
and so now , like with the last two times I was banned..
I'm gonna stick to outting out the liars and fakes..
It's safer, and less a toll on my delicate emotional
well being..
I'm a quite delicate and fragil lil rascal..

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: What does the Bible tell us...

Hey Doll Face... I gots it...
and NO.. "he" is NOT "WP" in a new persona..
But should "the boot fit"..
I gonna put it on and do some butt kickin..
As for this thread...??
way too controversial for lil ole me..
I'm gettin outta here before all heck breaks loose..
I gonna give a "magic moment" to a lil busy-body
that needs to be "amazed & astounded"..
and as you know..
I DON"T use tarrot cards..

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: What does the Bible tell us...

Shucks....
well.. then I gotta get back to that "other thread"
and see what "magical" stuff I can get in to..

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: What does the Bible tell us...

Hellfire..!!!
You got me all wound up this morning..
I is ready...
Who do we jump on first..???

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

Quite poorly really...
You did ask..
and I'm still confused about that "master's degree',
your "location" and a few "other" things..
(specially those "specific applications")
But trust me..
YOU will never exceed me..
Is the "magic" you profess possibly from
your "atheletic build and fit body" with
all that dark wavy hair you STILL have..??
And please..
I did tell you you ..
1.) Don't choose ME as your target to look tuff..
2.) I AM a lil A s s hole..(and a MEAN one too).
3.) AND EVERYthing, ANYwhere, one has ever posted,
visited, deleted, written, typed or DONE online
is STILL there...(specially YOUR stuff.. )
it's the "magical" stuff I do..
also called "Forensic Data Acquisition"..

http://soldierbyte.com/offeredforenc.htm

I do believe..
Today might be the time for some of MY magic..

---SoldierByte---

Dec 1, 2010

RE: feeling lonely

and mighty fine house cleaner too..

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Put your Dating Experiences into a word...

Venus..!!!!!
were you the gal gave me that magical apple..!!??

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Put your Dating Experiences into a word...

dangerous...!!!
(financially, emotionally and physically..)

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Refugees, adding to diversity or adversity?

WOW...
I'll never complain about the
liberal dems in the U.S. anymore....
I'm outta here......

---SoldierByte---

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Nov 30, 2010

RE: who is happy out there

My Dear Sweet Ms Sunnydaze14,
Matrix is a she.. her pic in my profile.. named Matrix
cause of the movie..(not knowing what the heck is going
on in that huge head of hers)
No shades for my girl.. but I put one of my t-shirts on
her with a pair of shorts backwards (for the tail), got
a baseball cap for her and a scarf.. my eyes water from
laughing so hard.. yes health is good, and not needing
stuff is a help too.. but I do hope I don't die alone..
HELL that's the main reason for my dog..!!!
(thank you for the kind reply it ment a lot )

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: who is happy out there

Being serious..
I am healthy..
I live O-K (financially )
I eat O-k (don't cook)
all my body parts still work..
I get depressed being alone..
(specially this time of year.)
I got a terrific dog.. (Matrix)
AND all you CS folks to pester...
yep.. guess I is happy..

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Have you attended any religious service in the last 30 days?

That was not the kinda "monkey bussiness" I was hoping for..
but thank you anyways...

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Have you attended any religious service in the last 30 days?

all is O-K.. is how I did take it..
and mine was also ment to tease you..
plus.. I was kinda hoping you thought
I was clever smart and cute and might
want to "monkey around" a bit..
But if not..
that is O-K.. I'm use to it..
my ex's did not find me too amusing either..

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

"They" are not confusing you with ANyone....
and neither am I...
simply wanna be sure you is who you say..
As for the "other date sites"..
I know.....
( why you think everyone puts up with me
after all, my "social skills do leave a bit to be desired..
BUT my sneakin around skills are par to none....??)

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

So far..
and "some" of you gals are ALREADY havimg
your "feelers" vibrating...
our "magical" little friend..
IS spouting some "magic" here on CS..
And as for the verdict.??
the weather my area is horrendous,
accessing satellite for Ip and esn tracing is giving me
a darn ulcer.. but the REAL magic is yet to come..
trust me.. and yous know..
I've never let you down yet..
(and may I add.. been wrong either... )
So, grab some popcorn, don't feed the animals and
enjoy the show...
and do not leave till the your lil truoble maker
unveils the prize..
( I gotta get me a real life... )

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

Then I AM a real magician..!!!!!
I fooled you too...
please send for me and marry me before
I turn back into a frog..
( and thank you.. )

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

Be careful Ms venusenvy...
be very careful indeed..
you thought I was sneaky....
me feels no "magic" here..
more like a lil sneaky-pete action...

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

Shhhhhhhh.... there are "reasons"..

"magical reasons" to be sure....

(and NOT only "myspace'... )

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Lavdar 2

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Nov 30, 2010

RE: Please help me understand what I did wrong !

Come on gal.. pleezzee..
ALL my ex's said the EXACT same thing about me while
trying to get me to behave..
It won't work...
these gals here giving you good advice..
drop that knuckle-head and find you someone
who can appreciate you, love you, respect you,
and is YOURS..!!
LIKE Meeeeeeeee....
then you'll be writing them "happy posts" inbetween
your squeals of delight...

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

hey... iffin I WAS a real magician..
I'd have that gorgous blonde already..
I don't want the "secret" of how...
I only wants the gal..
and i aint picky..I'll take a clone, or facsimile ..
( but nothing out of rubber, smoke, or mirrors )

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Please help me understand what I did wrong !

Your whine is both heart breaking and pathetic..
specially for a gal of your caliber..
but I think Ms venusenvy has
answered the question you so desperately seek...

NOW quit your whining, dump that chuckle-head..
send for me..
and instead of crying..
I'll have you squealing with delight..
well.. I'll at least have you squealing..

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

WOW.........
Now I knows you is a real magic man..
can you show me how to make one of them gorgous
blonde gals appear out of nowhere, do my bidding,
and then just vanish when I'm tryin to sleep..??
I'd really appreciate it..

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Are there any REAL women on this site?

Now you are talkin MY kinda language..
I gettin my VA records transfered, and they
gave me my "travlin meds"...
but one thing does concern me..
I only worried bout this one thing ....
Iffin I goin to some where, Ga....
I won't end up squealing like a piggy.... will I..?
( I did see that movie..)

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Hello Everybody

double boill, loves the trouble...
I'm brewing up some "magic" from my
own personal "witch brew" on another thread.
And I ment YOU know, your trouble makers.. meaning
I figured you were quite educated on busy-bodies like me..
But of course.. the great society of trouble makers is
always looking for new members..
So girl..
come on over..........

---SoldierByte---

Nov 30, 2010

RE: Are there any REAL women on this site?

STOP IT.. !! you're scaring me....!!!
cause some gal from somew here in GA. is suppose to some time
come and get me and do some thing with me..
And now I'm worried..

---SoldierByte---

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