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RE: What are you Listening to right now?? Vol-4

Highs and lows...

Hey your getting a little over emotional there aren't you?

I'm surprised it's only been happening to alpha female mammals. The rest of them have had a roar deal for the past 4m years haven't they?

Funny how when I first found out I might be allowed to fertilize an ovary it was my goal not to and at the time the act involved was a little more than fascinating. I did successfully fertilize 2 of them after the regular sacrificial lose of rights ceremonies were preformed.

But now after having that, highly amusing to women, surgical procedure performed to not be capable of fertilizing an ovary again the act is still more than a little exhilarating.

Cheers

Dan

PS. OK, got nothing else for you, all too clinical, too early and need a jog. YES jog nothing else that might rhyme with jog.


RE: HELL

Come on mate, lust is lust doesn't matter how you eat it. :P>

RE: Happy Australia Day!!

Happy bloody australia day folks australia

Have a safe one!

Dan

RE: Your Opinion On Internet Dating... had any luck?

Not all of use are brain surgeons here, but most of us don't still drag our knuckles on the ground....

RE: Your Opinion On Internet Dating... had any luck?

Someones asked this before or something like it and I got in trouble for my reply.

So....

OK, can't help myself, gonna say it again.

Please let me know if this doesn't make sense....

I've had a 50% sucsess rate on this site.

1 out of 2 is all I need.





Cheers

Dan

PS. Couldn't find a song that referred to 1 out of 2 only 2 out of 3 or once, twice, three times. It was the latter that did it for me. I know it's sad, but besides those 3 higly over abused words it's an awesome song. I got this gift in the present and no one can take away how I feel. I own it, it's all mine....

Highs and lows...

High: It wasn't me

Low: It couldn't have been me.


Cheers Dan

PS. I know, I know, I'm going straight to hell for this one.

Highs and lows...

High: A few awesome nights with my Wednesday night woman.

Low: Thursday, Friday and Saturday ain't happy about it.


That was so wrong and my councilor says I belittle women, but I thinks she's coming around and understanding that I have the utmost respect for them. You're all beautiful, but Wednesday night has done it for me. Sorry ladies.

On a serious note....

High: I think I passed the smart enough to pull a washing machine apart and put it back together test. dancing

Low: I have to go back to finish the job.peace peace



Cheers

Dan

PS. Wednesday night like the sort version of my name, but everything else is good the way it is. blushing

I am sad, this one cracked me up!

Highs and lows...

So you tell us mat.... rolling on the floor laughing wink

RE: I must confess that I

Me three!

RE: What are you Listening to right now?? Vol-4

RE: Going to the dentist this week

Be true to yourslf mate, its not your hand you want held.


Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Disco Dan

PS. I'd floss more than 3 times a day with this dental assisntant...

RE: Its not yr fault your single !!!

I would have thought I'd have had a few posts removed by now.

Guys, help me out, what am I doing wrong here?

Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Disc Dan

PS. It isn't in the words you say, but the meaning behind those words.

Highs and lows...

High: Had a ball with my son this weekend and my daughters talking to me.

Low: Forgot my mobile at home and missed a call from my daughter to go for lunch.

RE: What are you Listening to right now?? Vol-4

RE: Its not yr fault your single !!!

Kizzy,

I think Doctor Dan has said this in another way before.

Check the "A love song for men" thread.

dragondog4,

You won't find love in a thread.

It needs to be within you before you can go looking for it anywhere else or even hope to find it.

But I'm sure we all know this.




"I love you" has got to be the most used and abused set of words known to man, and woman for that matter.

We are all individuals and feel at different times different to others. Over an above the stats on ever finding a perfect match, you think you'll ever be in the same place as another person every second of the day. Not likely.

Honesty and respect, for yourself firstly and then others.

I don't know if you can show that to others without giving it to yourself first.


Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Disco Dan

PS. No animals were harmed in this post, but a few cats will never look at duck tape in the same light.

Highs and lows...

Say anything you like guys, but make sure you got a high and a low!

And if you haven't, look harder!

Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Disco dan

PS. No drugs were taken while writing this thread, but if you got any....

Highs and lows...

Nice to see you got no lows....

Also nice sometimes to have a low so you can tell when you're high.

Someone please pass the bong, oops wrong forum.

Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Disco Dan

PS. Bless your heart.

Highs and lows...

Check out my reply to Lou30.


Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Disco Dan

PS. You'd never now the sweet if you hadn't tasted the sour.

Highs and lows...

Well done Mr Happy.

That was all positive!

Highs and lows...

High: Fathers day for me this weekend also.

Low: Have to take him back.

Highs and lows...

Hey Disco, can you put that in a language the rest of us can understand?

Highs and lows...

How good does it get, come on guys your highs and lows.

I had an awesome weekend and wanted to share and expect you to also. Explicit details from the couples with pics please.roll eyes



HIGH:
Seeing half a dozon glow worms at Natural Arch.

LOW:
Sorry not this weekend.




Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Disco Dan

PS.
A frown is only a smile upside down, so stand on you head and have another look at yourself!

RE: Catastrophic fire danger

Thats awesome of you Kizzy, no put the matches down please.

Lets pray for a little wet stuff.

Cheers

Disc Dan

RE: Help I am Overheating

There is diagnostics you can run to check core temps and compare them with either the mainboards manufacturers web site or there would be an online forum regarding the board.

Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA IT Dan

PS. This guys coming to a town near you soon....

RE: Letting yourself go...

Oops....

Can't please everyone. doh

RE: Letting yourself go...

Late and too many words here.

Cheers

Doctor HTFUC BSA Dan

PS. Eyes are having difficulty focusing. Who was the prickthat said it would make you go blind?

RE: Letting yourself go...

Wouldn't a bag be cheaper and more helpfull.

Cheers

Doctor HTFUC BSA Dan

PS. 1:32am here, please take offence to everything I say cos I don't likt repeating myself.

RE: Letting yourself go...

Are you refering to Ms Phil Herup?

It's late and I'm gonna regret this in the morning.

I realy don't like to refer clients to other Doctors, but hey there's thing I wont do. Not many but I have to some stadards.


Cheers

Doctor HTFU BSA Dan

PS. the more letters you get in your name has nothing to do with phallic symbols!

RE: My formal appology!

Forgot this.....



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