nick20045 Forum Posts (47)

RE: Minnesota Muslims brutally honest: 'We want Shariah'

Tell them to shoot their backsides over to Syria or Iraq. They can then have the pleasure of enjoying Shariah. Gay or lesbians thrown off high buildings and they are still alive stoned to death. Beheadings are normal same as flogging. No smoking. No alcohol. And living just like on a mediterranean holiday resort. (OOps...... was that not Magaluf that has now imposed high fines for drinking alcohol in the streets late at night and wandering on streets naked!!). Raqqa must be the new Magaluf.

RE: what did most people have throughout the age's.?

Writing as a male, I will go for

1: grief from their women

2: taxation

RE: how long does it take to know?

Ok. Let me explain it to you.

A person can pull their lips, show their teeth and make it look like a smile. It means nothing.

A person smiles with their eyes. IF she has her eyes going all over the place, cannot look at you into your eyes, she can smile as much as she wants.

On the other hand, if talking to her, her eyes look into yours and they twinkle then "she may be the one".

Have fun

RE: how long does it take to know?

Anybody can write anything.

First meet is the most important. Within about 1 minute I can work out if she is the person I am interested in.

Just look in the eyes. IF she shifts her eyes, does not look you into your eyes move on.

The saying is "The eyes are the path to the soul"

Have fun.

RE: Beggars

Men should learn..........

No means NO.

Then again women are like busses and cars.

Like busses: If one comes along and says NO another one will come round in a few minutes and maybe say YES.

Like cars: After some time you just trade her in for a newer model.

Have fun
p.s. Any man evry realised that women want to control the world??

RE: which is better a church or a mosque...?

well you need to learn about religion.

as a person who did a year in a church school (my dad fancied a priest in the family but i got thrown out for being too wild)

jesus never talked about muhammed

muhammed was a prophet of allah. what is a prophet?? google it.

jesus was different. why do christians say "in the name of the father (God) the son (jesus) and the holy ghost"?

jesus did miracles when he was on earth

muhammed is well known for his speech. it went "if the mountain will not come to muhammed then muhammed will go to the mountain"

now think where the difference is

yeah there are things about catholic faith which are in dispute. like was jesus married to mary magdalaine??

but there is a big difference between jesus and muhammed

RE: Any Males between 46 and 60 to talk to?

Well I never!!!!

Last I know it is called "The Search Button".

You presss this button and have a look around. IF you find a profile that seems interesting then drop a note. (NOT a bleeding wink or flowers. US men hate that).

One liners, well they really annoy me. I was writing to a 64 year old (yeah that makes me her toyboy). Jeez she was as boring as anything with her one liners.

Keep it funny. Have some humour. Take half of what is written with "a pinch of salt" (as the old saying goes). Just be careful. Too many scammers about. As they say "If in doubt clear out".

Have fun.

RE: Skype

Yep. Still free. I use Mozilla Firefox. You may have to update your Skype.

Alternatively, use Viber. It is also free.

As William Shakespear once wrote

2p or not to 2p

That is the question.

(Sorry but I guess only English people will understand this). :)

RE: wanting very badly........

No.

All I want is a woman that can take a tin of hotdogs and not massacere them before putting them on a plate.

Or burn a burger so hard that if you throw it at a police car you will get done for damage to their windscreen. Good chance is it may even go through the windscreen and knock one of the coppers out!!!!

Oiii woman. Them tinned ravioli were not meant to come out black. And that lasagna you put it in for 3 minutes. then wait one minute and then another 3 minutes. It should not be burnt at the bottom sticking to the plastic.

And whatever you do, do not try and iron my clothes. Dumping a hot iron on my shirt and then start watching tv does not work.

RE: Should I date this guy or not?

1: Yes by all means you can meet him. You cannot go roung the world afraid of everythinh.

2: Make SURE you meet him in a public place where there ar people about.

3: If ffered a lift back home just decline it politely with some excuse.

4: Relax but do not allow him "in your knickers". Least thing is to show you "are easy". Believe me (and this is coming from a guy), any woman I slept with on the first date did not last more then two months.

5: Discuss with him. Tell him your concerns. i.e. about not answering your calls and weekend no contact etc (you can make excuses like..... how will you have known who he is when he walks in the bar........ and things like that).

6: Look him in the eyes. If he looks sideways or his eyes shift when talking to you he is lying. The eyes are the path to a heart.

7: Take a mobile with you. Arrange for a friend to text you say within one hour of starting the date. IF you feel unconfortable just say something like "My mum just sent me a message. Somebody has broken into her home. I have to go". Again, do not accept any lifts but get a taxi.

8: Relax and have fun.

RE: love

Getting messages??

Check "Who viewed me". If they have looked you up send a message. They may expect the man to make the first move. Remember the saying "He who dares wins". If they reply, up to you if to carry on. If they do not reply, remember women are like busses. If you do get on one, another will turn up in a few minutes.

RE: A friend of mine -female- has been offered a job to choose from:

Oops.........

Just realised the Original Poster is in Mexico.

RE: A friend of mine -female- has been offered a job to choose from:

Tell her to ignore all the offers.

She can go on Job Seekers Allowance.

Ask the NHS for a breast job to something like 36DD.

Then She can make money off the newspapers giving Josie Cunningham a run for her money.

RE: why you are single

Well....... last woman I was "romancing" who actually was an Indian but born and living in the UK......... after a while on Skype it went something like this:

Her: I love cooking
Me: I like cooking too.
Her: You know how to cook?
Me: Yeah. English, Italian, Meditarranian, Some Russian
Her: So what about your home?
Me: Well I am buying it. Not much left on the mortgage. Hope to pay it all off next renewal.
Her: I mean looking after your home.
Me: It is not hard taking a hoover for the carpets and doing some dusting down plus washing the windows.
Her: Do you have a dishwasher?
Me: No. I do not mind washing the dishes.
Her: What about your washing?
Me: That is why I have a washing machine.
Her: What about your ironing?
Me: No problem. Ironboard. Put in front of telly. Iron clothes while sitting on computer chair looking sometimes at the telly.
Her: So what do you want a woman for?
Me: Clean my car out and take the bins out on bin collection date.

Never heard from her any more.

Wonder where I went wrong. Should I have lied and said I do not know how to even make a cup of tea??

It is like a minefield

In the first instance, I wish you good luck. I live in the border with Scotland and Scotland is a nice place (well, the majority of it anyway though there are some places have to avoid).

Have you ever considered what it is like being in a long distance relationship??

It is not easy. I have been in a long distance relationship with a Ukranian girl (though got to say, the flight prices are pretty reasonable to get there and back). I have been in a relationship with a Russian girl (the rules and conditions the police have there are nuts!!! Need a visa. Need to register with the police where you are staying. Need to carry your passport wherever you go etc etc). Was starting a relationship with a girl from the Philippines but when I saw the price of air tickets, I realised I can maybe only see her two or three times a year.

Again wish you the best in your search.

It is like a minefield

Anybody had a real look around? And I am not talking about just this place.

Scammers seem to be all over the place. Mostly from Nigeria or Ghana but even get the odd English one. I love the ones where they say they live in (example) London/Glasgow. Yeah!!! Like England has shrunk and now London is in Glasgow. Or the ones that start as living in London, then they have Paris/France, then they have Houston/USA and all of a sudden they are in Leeds. Hold on a minute!!!!!! You have Leeds and Snaresbrook. Snaresbrook is on the outskirts of London!!

Oh well. Guess rant over. What are your comments?

RE: Woman seeking good honest loyal men!

@kimnovak

you quoted my post but you made no comment. and?

RE: Woman seeking good honest loyal men!

honey. the only things a man is interested in judging are:

a car
a motorbike
a yacht or boat

give the guy a good drink and any woman is georgeous and lovely

so yeah, guys do choose badly

RE: Woman seeking good honest loyal men!

there is the old saying: if a man can work out what a woman wants he will be the most intelligent man in the world (see the movie "what women want" with mel gibson to learn)


now to the question: why the majority of good men are single. here is the simple answer

you work out how long it takes you to go to the mall and buy a pair of jeans. time it. now ask a female friend to go and buy a pair of jeans. time it. the rule is that she will have taken about 6 times how long you took

personally, i blame it on the fact that from a young age nowadays women start dying their hair. brain absorbs chemicals. men suffer

RE: How long is your 'Favorites' list...??

i actually use it keep a record of all the time wasters, scammers, morons, fools, stupid, no brainers and idiots on here

but maybe i am different. heck get a favourites list but not a hate list if you like a person send a mail

are some women on here crazy?

learn to read and understand before you say something

it is good to sometimes engage and use the brain before opening the mouth

the title of the thread? "are SOME women crazy on here".

are some women on here crazy?

sorry. am not gay. but i was married to an english nun

nun in the morning and nun at night except on pay day.(jeez i used to be paid monthly)

are some women on here crazy?

why?

since my divorce there are 4 women that went and got my name tattoed on them. do you know me? have i dated you?

you ever heard of a man treating a woman real decent? open the car door for her? open the door to the pub for her and letting her in first? if it is raining goes and opens the car door. then goes back, takes his jacket off and puts it over her head so she does not get wet while he is getting a soaking? helping her financially because she is a single parent?

you know about family life? i prefer asian russian. because they are more interested in family life. not the next takeaway and next bottle of vodka and off to the pub.

are some women on here crazy?

i am not bothered about the cash. if i like a girl i will go and meet her

sorry. do not like english women. too selfish. too self centred. too much into alcohol. most of them cannot even follow the instructions on a pre cooked frozen meal how to heat it. family life interest for most is "i have 4 kids. where is my income support and my child benefit. where is my kids? who cares"

are some women on here crazy?

wow you are so clever. i really admire you

yo dude. friends means people i know and communicate with. girlfriend is something different and is not a plastic doll

and if you want to know kalinigrad is in russia and it is called the baltic states. and yes. i have dated russian women. spasibo suka

then again are they from where they say they live? i just got a message from somebody. yeah yeah yeah.......... lives in texas new york

what a laugh. you tell a texan (yeah i know people in texas) they live in new york? they will pull a gun on you and shoot you. texas is called "the independent state of america". the american revolution may be over. they still hate the north

are some women on here crazy?

as title says. are some women on here crazy?

chatting to this woman from riga (latvia). finished flying to latvia (it is a 6 hour drive from where i live to london airport by itself)

we decided to go for a meal. she took me to this medival restaurant. no lights only candles (ok so call it romantic). no heating (it was last november) so not really romantic. they had this band. one with a drum, one with a flute and one with a harp. honestly speaking if i had a pistol i would have shot the three of them. now i know why in medival times they used to have their heads cut off

chatted this one from kiev. that was brilliant. the agency i booked the apartment with i booked a taxi from the airport. she was on the phone asking where i am. told her at the airport looking for the taxi. she phones me back and gave me a car registration number. i am walking up and down zulhany (pretty small airport) airport looking for this registration number. could not find it. after about another 10 calls it turned out it was a different car and the driver had fallen asleep. anyway, got to the apartment. had a shower and change of clothes. off to a restaurant. bleeding meal and drinks came to 300 euros! this is kiev for crying out loud........... then off to karaoke cos she likes to sing. drinks only 100 euros. said she was a waitress. i go again to kiev. we go out for a meal. i find out she is actually a striptease dancer. that one went down well

now talking to a thai. been writing to her for about a week. madly in love with me. i cannot write to anybody else cos if she finds out she is jealous

yeah. wants me to jump on a plane and off to bangkok. what on earth?? it is about £750 just for a return ticket from london to bangkok. then hotel and spending money. think money grows on trees??? so we have a heck of a row. split up. then back in a relationship

is this a dating site or a "i want to meet you site"?

do women in long distance relationships think men are swimming in cash and can just jump on a plane at their request? yeah. like i will just fly to bangkok. meet you. if we do not like each other next one i am off to texas

rant over

RE: What is your favorite ethnic food?

i hate english food (prepacked frozen type). (though i live in england). it all seems so bland UNLESS you get the meat or fish and make your own meals

love haggis. used to drive all the way to berwick upon tweed to buy the proper stuff

but............ maltese food is the best. we (i am maltese by birth) taught the italians how to cook you cannot beat mediterranean cooking

and what is with the british? shepherds pie and chips. spaghetti in tomato sauce and chips. sausage and chips. meatballs and chips. hotdogs and chips. beans and chips. chip sandwich. fishpie and chips. pizza and chips. fish and chips. meatpie and chips. anybody notice the common denominator?

RE: Is it ok for a white man to go out with an Indian woman?

then again, the OP is marked as living in south africa. not a common place for indian people to go and live in

most of them are either in india or in london/birmingham uk

RE: Is it ok for a white man to go out with an Indian woman?

if she can make a decent indian curry and nice chipattis

then go for it