1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and need you to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only Five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.
4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about NOTHING. (refer to #3 for meaning of nothing)
6. THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here--- This is true, unless she say's "Thanks alot" that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a 'whatever').
8. WHATEVER: This is a Woman's way of saying "F--K YOU!"
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" (For a woman's response, refer #3).
1... Use common sence and logic 2... Web cams can tell all, if not, phones calls. Refer to #1 3... If you can not drive there? Refer to #1 4... It should be 2 weeks before meeting. Refer to #1 5... If this seems to good to be true? Refer to #1
I could go on all night. I think rule #1 sounds like a plan. If you follow your heart on the internet? NOT GOOD...
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Nine words women use. Blokes take note...
1. FINE:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and need you to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only Five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.
4. GO AHEAD:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. LOUD SIGH:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she's wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about NOTHING. (refer to #3 for meaning of nothing)
6. THAT'S OK:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here--- This is true, unless she say's "Thanks alot" that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a 'whatever').
8. WHATEVER:
This is a Woman's way of saying "F--K YOU!"
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" (For a woman's response, refer #3).