this really gay guy keeps giving me hard stares when iz workin out at the gim, iz worried he might not understand that iz only go to the gim to get some muscle cos my little bro keeps turnin the water tap off too tight, so then i have to get the lady from next door to loosen the tap which is embarrasin, an it's tough for her too cos she has to struggle to git her wheelchair through the door an what with her arthritis an everything. anyway this gay guy keeps starin at me while im workin out an i dont think he understands my tap problem. i'd ask him if hes any good at turning taps but he might git the wrong idea coz i dont know any gay code words so maybe that'd be a gay code for something an then he'd turn up at my apartment and want to do something other turn on the water tap.
hi guise. i decided id like to be a dinosor hunter but the problem iz they aint no dinosors in compton just old bones which probably aint too wise to be diggin up. any advice would be helpfuol
i met this chick off some datin site an she give me money fo airplane tickets an a new suit so we could git married an i didn't turn up an she wuz like we sposed to get married an i wuz like lol you crazy? an she wuz like but i gave you money and i wuz like i know it was real cool i spent it on video games an she got real mad but i was like thousands miles away lulz
guy at gim wont understand i guess
this really gay guy keeps giving me hard stares when iz workin out at the gim, iz worried he might not understand that iz only go to the gim to get some muscle cos my little bro keeps turnin the water tap off too tight, so then i have to get the lady from next door to loosen the tap which is embarrasin, an it's tough for her too cos she has to struggle to git her wheelchair through the door an what with her arthritis an everything. anyway this gay guy keeps starin at me while im workin out an i dont think he understands my tap problem. i'd ask him if hes any good at turning taps but he might git the wrong idea coz i dont know any gay code words so maybe that'd be a gay code for something an then he'd turn up at my apartment and want to do something other turn on the water tap.