Orla2010 Forum Posts (2,167)

RE: As an afterthought of the Cork meet

Very wise words

RE: what women and men

Haha!

It's just weird that all mine have been clipped. What are the chances?!!!

RE: WORDS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

Bloody

RE: what women and men

Because the "clipped" ones are the only ones I know!!!!

RE: what women and men

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Sure you have to go to the Galway meet if you are in Galway! So far it's mostly the girls on the site that are making me want to go (not in a pervy sense of course!).

Haven't been in Galway for years. Spent a summer as a student working in Corrib Village in UCG and also a week working in the McDonalds on the Headford Road!!! They put me on drive-thru and I just couldn't hack it

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

They had to pay double rate to get anyone to babysit me. Seriously

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

I'd say he thought I was a few apples short of a fruitbowl And my parents were baffled! I was going through some kind of keep-fit phase at the time ... but why I decided to do it while I was washing dishes I just do not know

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Had to be careful not to get too much into it in my condition! I have a bit of a bad history with accidents while washing up.

When I was 16 I sparined my ankle because I was jogging on the spot while washing dishes and slipped on the suds. I was mortified when I had to explain it in the hospital!!! I wouldn't mind but I was babysitting my younger brother and sister at the time and by the time my parents got home my ankle was like a watermelon! The doctor was Indian and really sweet but asked me if I had been taking any drugs ...... shame!!!!

I love being Irish and I LOVE being European and part of the EU

I'd love to have them both... maybe the Irish one for within the EU and the EU one for outside the EU??? It could work

RE: what women and men

Is that your way of saying your fully skilled sky?[/quote

Yes but is he INTACT!!!!!

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Not a fan of streaky bowls myself

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

They would go all streaky while you were washing the dishes though

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

But are they tanned?

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

But does he have soft hands and a fresh smell!?

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

I only found out what spit roast meant in that way two years ago!


p.s. and that wasn't based on experience!

RE: what women and men

Hmmmmm ... I think younger than 27/28 would be too young for me ......... I don't know though, it all depends

Couldn't see myself with anyone older than 37/38 either ....

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

You know ... I actually tried the paper plates once ... but they are no good for hot food!

Ah, you never know ... I might get a notion and decide to do them at 2am! I can only do them if I have the i-Pod in at the same time .... last night I went retro and did them to "Chain Reaction" by Diana Ross

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Jesus tonight! And it still Sunday

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Oooooh matron! Would you use Fairy Liquid to do me? That might be a step too far

I remember seeing something years ago on "Eurotrash" on Channel Four (God, I loved that programme!) about naked male cleaners in Germany .... mightn't be too expensive to get them over here if I use Ryanair!

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Did she wash it after he licked it???!!!!

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Hahaha!!! BEETROOT!!!

I hate cleaning! My buddy is preggers and due to de-sprog in two months and was kind of hinting today that it would be great to have me nearby for babysitting .... I told her no worries, send the kid around as soon as it can change its own nappy and do a bit of light dusting!

RE: As an afterthought of the Cork meet

Would someone like to come around and do my dishes?

Because I really can't be @rsed!

I wish there was such a thing as self-cleaning plates. Never going to happen though. I said when I was 18 that I would have a baby as soon as the Japanese invented a self-cleaning one that could be grown outside the womb ... and I am still waiting

Life can be so disappointing

RE: cork meet

The race to the bottom!

RE: cork meet

Oh, that was a question ... sorry

RE: cork meet

Hope you had a blast in Cork .... and have stepped out of the darkside race!

RE: OCT 2- GALWAY GET-TOGETHER at Massimo's Pub

I booked it last week because I thought if I had it booked I would be less inclined to chicken out .... if only!!!

RE: OCT 2- GALWAY GET-TOGETHER at Massimo's Pub

I have the hotel booked and all ... but if I chicken out towards the end sure I can just convert the excursion into shopping trip

RE: OCT 2- GALWAY GET-TOGETHER at Massimo's Pub

A lightly spiced rum I have an emergency supply of Xanax too ... that I am only supposed to use for my phobia of flying .... but I think walking into a crowd of people I don't know could count as terrifying too!!!