Yep fake person eating fake pizza which means the calories were fake and won't affect me
Hasn't anyone heard of PPC? It stands for pay per click and is how free sites stay free. For every person who clicks on a banner add the website gets a set fee i.e 20c That helps to go towards the running cost of the site.
Nobody is making anyone click on the banners but if they do they help the free site stay up and running for free
I'm sorted, kidnapping mazza1970 from limassol, locking him in my wardrobe, will feed and water him once a day, bring him out every morning to make my bed and play with occassionally
My gay best friends boyfriend! Now that was unexpected! No I didn't tell my friend...well his boyfriend was supposed to be into men not women....eventually he caught him with another woman.
At a BBQ a couple was chatting with some guests when the marriage counseling topic came up. The wife very pompous commented; “Oh we’ll never need that. My husband and I have an excellent relationship.” “My husband was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I just act like I am listening.”
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married." "Why not," giggles the woman. "Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."
I don't condone violence but this made me giggle
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."
I only miss one thing from my life in the uk, my family. It's not the same without them. Having my daughter and grandchildren here for 2 years was great but I miss them more now they have returned to the UK for good.
DevilinDisguise Forum Posts (26)
hun, hope you feel better in the morning
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Yep fake person eating fake pizza which means the calories were fake and won't affect meHasn't anyone heard of PPC? It stands for pay per click and is how free sites stay free. For every person who clicks on a banner add the website gets a set fee i.e 20c That helps to go towards the running cost of the site.
Nobody is making anyone click on the banners but if they do they help the free site stay up and running for free