DeusExMachina Forum Posts (2,705)

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

take a look at marie jo

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

If your valentine doesn't work out.Try a real belgian guy next time.Dutch men say that belgian guys are very dumb because we wine and dine women like they are real queens.

RE: What ever happened to equality

Enjoy your date.

RE: What ever happened to equality

Enjoy your date.

RE: What ever happened to equality

Enjoy your date.

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

You live in Holland.So you already know that the dutch use dead females asses as a cheap alternative for bicycle stands.

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

You live in Holland.So you already know that the dutch use dead females asses as a cheap alternative for bicycle stands.

RE: What ever happened to equality

He is a very handy guy.

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

A Cheap Cees,not even a garnaal kroketje?

RE: What ever happened to equality

No,It only shows your true colors.

RE: What ever happened to equality

Well i'm a human fly
it's spelt F-L-Y
I say buzz,buzz,buzz,and it's just becuzz...
I'm a human fly and i don't know why
I got ninety six tears in my ninety six eyes

I got a garbage brain,it's drivin' me insane
And i don't like your ride,so push that pesticide
And baby i won't care,cuz baby i don't scare
Cuz i'm a reborn maggot using germ warfare Rockin'....zzzzz

I'm a human fly
It's spelt F-L-Y
I say buzz,buzz,buzz,and it's just becuzz...
I'm a unzipped fly and i don't know why
and i don't know,but i say

buzz...ride tonight
and i say buzz...rocket ride
And i say buzz...i don't know why
I don know i Just don't know why?

RE: What ever happened to equality

RE: What ever happened to equality

I just commented his photo,saying: small is beautiful

RE: What ever happened to equality

IF women and men were equal we all would end up being hermaphrodites.

RE: What ever happened to equality

RE: What ever happened to equality

You must be the missing link Trying to bust the bank with an astrological card.

RE: the furture ain't what it used to be

No,if you think about the future it becomes the past and you will have no present.

RE: the furture ain't what it used to be

I never fell for that black hole

RE: cs as got talent

When I am a good mood I can put the toilet seat down after using the toilet.

RE: cs as got talent

I can fart the fifth symphony ( Van Beethoven)

RE: Street Dogs

Ali,are you looking for a free leg ride?

RE: How can people afford to date these days?

Then don't date and enjoy the bedding

RE: Interesting Facts for People who do believe in GOD

The Belgian National Football Team (The Red Devils) hasn't won anything for the past 5856 years.

RE: Interesting Facts for People who do believe in GOD

damn,the devil changed my bandwith

RE: Interesting Facts for People who do believe in GOD

If God excisted you would be begging me

RE: Interesting Facts for People who do believe in GOD

I must say.God is using up a lot of space.

RE: Interesting Facts for People who do believe in GOD

who wants to live forever?