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RE: "Portrait of a Friend"

Beautiful....Thank you for sharing this. hug

RE: Contact has been made..................

We keep animals called "dogs", and sometimes change thier genetic makeup to make them look like elves.

Some of us worship cats.

We all suffer from an endless condition called lonliness that sometimes mutates into horniness. Then we become animals.

Some of us are very nice, some of us are very mean, but all of us are family. (This explains why they haven't tried to take over)

Bush is not well liked here on planet Earth.

RE: Be careful what you write, It is often taken wrong

Well, now, JT, you look kinda "high maintenance" yourself.

You look as if your wearing clean clothes, I bet you eat food alot, too, and I gather that you have bills and such.

Lol, I haven't met you before, so welcome to the cs family.
Pay no attention to me, either, I haven't had my coffee yet....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Hello : )

Well, you look kinda funny...but you like sci-fi...must not be all bad!!

Welcome to cs dude!! Have fun, be careful, try to spread laughter more than tears.

By the way, who did your hair? I need a haircut.......beer

RE: I GOT ME A NUMBER TODAY

Next? you call and hope shes not really a he.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Well done Ron. Always good to see a positive post here. I'm glad for you.

Joe.

RE: The worst movie you've seen lately is...

Date Movie. Most folks I've talked to said it was so stupid it was funny. I guess I can't get past the stupid, cause I didn't find it funny hardly at all....

Just stupid. sigh

RE: What did you want to be when you grew up?

Smarter.


Then an astronaut. Then a father.

Well, I got one, anyway.....rolling on the floor laughing

Singles ad?

I posted the number for you to call, if you wish....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Singles ad?

OMG, That sounds like an evil plan cooking......grin

Singles ad?

Always glad to share a smile.grin

Glad to see your ok, too.hug

Singles ad?

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Singles ad?

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to
have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy
winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from
work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for
Daisy, I'll be waiting...

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).

RE: Back to school

My youngest daughter started pre-K last Friday. It's all she has talked about for the last 2 years. As of today, she has experienced 4 school days, and her enthusiasm is still going strong. She didn't cry the first day until her mom was late picking her up. When she realized that all the other kids were gone, and she and the teacher was the only ones left, she began to think that this was a permanent thing, that mom was not coming to get her. But Mom did show up, and since then, everything has been great.

I was scared too, she has glaucoma, not to mention that she is extrememly beautiful, and a very loving child. Very curious, and very outspoken. I'm glad she is not riding a bus, but even so, it does scare me. I have asked her mom about homeschooling, but I continue to get the same answer. She doesn't feel like she could handle the school work. I don't like it, but I have no other choice.

So, I lay awake at night sometimes too. blues

RE: joke

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RE: You know your getting old when kids say.......

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay hug

RE: You know your getting old when kids say.......

I was trying to decide whether to go to Hardees, or McDonalds, and some kid walked up and asked if I needed help crossing the street....

So I asked if he needed help with his acne.

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RE: OK guys and ladys,its a balloon fight,

Lol.....wrong I tell ya, just wrong.....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: OK guys and ladys,its a balloon fight,

Now theres jello in places thats just wrong...

RE: OK guys and ladys,its a balloon fight,

Hey, do I look anything like smiley or carebear?

doh

RE: I´m new here- from Germany- hope to meet people from all over the world! :)

gesunhiet.....

Ok, its the only german I know....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

welcome to the party..

Joe.

Oh, wait...snell...I know that one!!

RE: You know you've been logged on CS too long when...

when I can look at my lap and read you the serial numbers to my lap top......doh

RE: i think debrorah12 is a sweetie who do you think is a sweetie on here?

You heard it from the horses mouth, folks...

Erin's as sweet as they friggin come. I completely agree.

hug cheers love

RE: Nominate the Nicest Male and Female member of the CS ..

Female...Windygirl

Male...Wave

Oh, wait...maybe I'm in the wrong thread....

I love em both, though.....hug

RE: First Time

Welcome. There is a quote post button on any thread you may respond to, if you want to respond to a particular post, click yes on "quote post".

Have fun, but be careful. Try to spread more laughter than hatred.

We got to much of that around here already.

Add a photo, too. That will increase your viewed list.

Joe.

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

I am fine angeldevil. Hope you and mach do great together...

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

I don't tempt. It's not necessary....

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

I can make dinner, make you dinner, or be dinner....

I am multi-talented....grin

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

Mach will be so proud of you.....laugh

RE: hi mach

Well, you sure got a long way to reel her in.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

I'm doing ok. Thanks for asking.

Just got through with a big pot of spagetti....

Stuffed now. wine

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