So, I'm sure I am not alone in getting those messages that scream SCAM or the messages you're just not even sure how to decipher. Some of them you need a moron decoder just to figure out what the writer of the message is trying to convey. I thought I would post a few (as others begin to post) that made me either go HUH??? or just made me giggle. Here is the first one.
Names of the senders will naturally be omitted.
HUH #1
plus love is 'stronger then any thing e around you and I am looking for long term relationship meaning show real love and work to gather'
(Now, this is a huge HUH? factor. Work to gather?? Is he some savage hoping to find a woman to gather with him? As in fruit.. nuts.. leaves for primeval medicines?? Then goes on to shorten up the word message to 'MESS' in the following, which I thought appropriate in context. I mean this Was for sure a 'MESS' to figure out.)
'so pls kindly get back at me ok when you get this mess ok and I am deeply its in you ok and thank y'
I have more `change` in a jar on my dresser. It`s a GOOD change too. Unlike that of the socialist sitting in the place of power where he doesn`t belong.
You do have to keep in mind this is a guy who expects women to give him a chance because he is such a nice guy. A guy who says HE won`t settle for anything less than a perfect package. Someone who says he could easily join a gym and have a good bod in a few months? Which makes me wonder if he has such expectation for a partner then why he doesn`t have it for himself? In my experiences guys like this are good to avoid.
RE: Tell a LIE,about the person above u!
He likes to do naked jumping jacks in front of a mirror.