I am simply appalled at your parents for going off on holiday without you, its disgraceful. Have you any relatives that will mind you during the holiday?
Something sounds off to me, while she may not like texting if have been seeing her awhile it would be common curtesy to reply to your texts. I think the long absence thing is also a bit off. I feel that you are not happy with this am I correct.
RE: Why so many Irish?
We just scouting for kiwi's