Noctiluca Forum Posts (46)

RE: Free Money!! No risk

that's only if the ref agrees but barca 2 win !!3 -o

RE: SPORT

most women have no idea of rules or the game..just want to perve the hunks..

RE: Desert Island

There are two excellent theories for arguing with women....
Neither one works.

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

no....she's not 2 bad.....if u like donkeys!!!! How old PP could ever have chosen her over Di,,,,just proves insanity runs in that royal blood

RE: Desert Island

How about 3 wishes.........

Three blondes on a desert island.... when they found a magic genie's lamp on the beach

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."

The first said, "I wish I were smarter."

So........she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."

So........she became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"

So.......she became a man !!

RE: Desert Island

Padd, found himself alone castaway for conduct unbecoming a passenger, doing his best to subsist with whatever came to hand. One day he spied a wetsuit, housing an obvious female form, emerging from the surf.

Removing all her snorkling equipment...
"How long have you been here?"
"Gosh...going on two months."

Unzipping her right side, and pulling out a transistor radio...
"Bet you'd like to know what's happening in the world."
"Lordy, yes...I've lost track."

Unzipping her left side, and pulling out a flask of Old Overholt...
"Bet you'd like a drink."
"Wow!...give it here."

Unzipping her front...
"Bet you'd like to play around."
"Begorra...you mean you have golf clubs in there too!"

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

and a face to make a donkey feel beautiful!

RE: Desert Island

"Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy while we
are here!"

fishing rod / bait/ beer - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day..
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

RE: Desert Island

scuba gear & BBQ & mobile( 2 order the beer for delivery!!)

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

better not let him near the horses ...camilla will get jealous

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

The Guinness ...or the weather...or now because auld wan was here is a fashion destination? or something to keep enda busy with

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

coming to talk 2 the trees or give us some good news? ie: UK will pay our debt to IMF... more pomp & ceremony... hope they send off the union jacks to dry cleaners soon..

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

ohh?? more disruption... WTF does he want?

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

Not when football or other event on ..room rates sky high last weds..rip off ireland alive & kicking..

QE2 & OBAMA....WHO IS NEXT???

Why is Ireland so popular with all the big bosses right now??
Any one have any ideas?

RE: Names

bwana jimbob 2 u all...unless we have met!

RE: three little words....middle one please

make this up?

RE: why are you single?

because all the decent woman ..are gay? enough to drive us fellas 2

RE: Queenie's landed

Since that first foreigner stepped on this island it has been partioned

RE: Queenie's landed

ok enough ...but we all know in our hearts what the truth is..give us back our teddy bears head!! or will qe2 buy eire for her little commonwealth?

RE: Queenie's landed

ahh HEM - of course u right but since the dutch first landed in 1652 the europeans (dutch,french,english,portuguese,belgian,german,ect) dominated over the local population (the whites & blacks only met up 300 miles inland over 100 yrs l8r - the poor old san bushman were in the cape then)....even the dutch were forced to move by imperial,,ism & colonial..ism...they actualy lived with the black tribes....was the tribal apartheid before that...does mugabwe not enforce his apartheid ..as did idi amin..ect...still 'the winds of change blowing through africa' speech is still apt even today...btw - is the situation for the majrity of the rainbow nation any better 2day or worse...only the poitical structure changed...

RE: Queenie's landed

well BK true the 26 county's are a republic - the 6 north ones are a province of the UK - but this an island of ancient Gaelic Celts not anglo saxons or orientals or africans - Australia is also a republic ...but QE2 is there ultimate boss...& thats what they want...I can see a day when scotland & wales get true independence (republics??) before south & north are united...

RE: Queenie's landed

when QE2 visited south africa way back, the afrikaans press relegated her visit to a local news item (omly 1 press report & was page 6 & 3 lines only ) about some foreign dignitary in the land....so for those who object (for whatever reason) ...ignore her & move on...but it's a bit rich playing her anthem @ the gardens...do i hear skeletons rolling in their graves?

anyway she deserves the same traditional irish hospitality as any other visitor ..but think she should say a few words of regret for past history (even if she not really means it!)

but will we ever know why she is really here? what do they all know that we mere citizens do not ?

RE: POSITIVE THINKING ON LIFE

There are five things that you cannot recover in life:

(1) The Stone.........after it's thrown,
(2) The Word..............after it's said,
(3) The Occasion......after it's missed, and
(4) The Time..............after it's gone.
(5) A person................after they die

RE: Zero interest

they should be straight up so B is the answer...always...

RE: who is still

well mcattack (pres) why not join up with the twins... ..b afraid ...b very afraid...

RE: what do all guys want

RE: what do all guys want

to simply understand the lady !!! what really makes her tick???

RE: Al Qeada suspect Arrested in Dublin

whoever thought or suggested jedward play for obama should also be arrested - that would cause serious damage to the fella

RE: Al Qeada suspect Arrested in Dublin

will mr kelly get renditioned to gitmo or some black hole somewhere...is he innocent until proven guilty? methinks was probably 2 much of black stuff he imbibed