Symphony of onions sizzling. Burnt sausages sing under blood-red sauce. A hymn of a hotdog guzzled in greasy-chinned relish. Pink riffs of candy floss floating on splintery sticks. Dirge of diesel engines pumping Cliff and Elvis music thumping. Rides and slides, twirling, swirling Improbable coconut shies. 'Rifles! Rifles! Shoot to kill,' Hear the barker's cries. Tailored Teddy boys sport their quiffs to stilettoed girls ripe for a feel and a squeal, suspenders flying, knickers revealed.