RE: i m zero

Everybody else who joins this website is immediately given a wife or a husband within one week at most. Why haven't YOU been given your automatic wife like the rest of us have?
This is terrible, and so unfair! I must complain to the operators of this site for this terrible oversight.


Come on, Connecting Singles, give shinwario his wife. You OWE it to him!

violin snowed in

RE: DEFINE ME!!! haha

Roger Daltry

guitar

RE: Is this profile any good at all?

writing
This is one of the very few profiles in the Profile Review section by someone who actually knows how to spell and use proper punctuation.

Knowing how to spell doesn't prevent the occasional typo. typing

He misspelled Engineer in the subheading, but that was clearly a typo as he spelled engineering correctly in his Education info. nerd

RE: hi there

Try to find something nice to say about forza
for the sake of your own advice

smoking hole

RE: tell me

Write it in Finnish

RE: dont look at my profile

You haven't taken the advice given to you here.
Your profile tells absolutely nothing about who you really are.
Saying you are honest and loyal and good and nice means nothing, these are things anyone can say and everyone does say. Say something specific about the person that you are.
You need to correct the spellings of words, and stop writing in ALL CAPS.
Add a photo, at least.

RE: Can anyone give me tips?

Keep the kid pictures, get rid of the grown up ones. Some women would use them to "do something bad with".

RE: Hi im babygurl and im looking for mr.right

The ones who write "No Drama" and "No Headgames" are the ones who are going to mess with your head the most and bring you the most drama.

RE: any suggestions?

Yeah. I suggest you stop waiting for chicks to fly to you like moths to a candle, and try initiating conversation with some whose profiles interest you.
Oh, and beware of the fake profiles, which might take a little exposure for you to start catching on which ones actually are the fakes.

RE: any suggestions?

I suggest you message any women you find attractive with minimum of delay. Just in case ....

RE: pmsl

santa waving

That worked for a short while. But then little children started sitting in my lap and demanding all kinds of presents and poking my belly.

RE: pmsl

Didn't work. I looked like The Invisible Man.
I need to wrap my face in bandages

RE: pmsl

Ooops! That could only mean one thing










I must be a ghost (I even scared myself!)

crazy

RE: Bored

i read it on yer prophile

RE: How do i come across to you?

You put "Age no barrier!!" under your heading, then you complain how much it bothers you to have women twice your age viewing your profile.

Change your profile to read "I'm looking for a woman under 25 who loves to smoke marijuana all day" and I think you'll get what you're looking for.

RE: Hi im babygurl and im looking for mr.right

How many children do you have, what are their ages, and what about you is a tomboy.

RE: Am i unfortunate boy?

However, I love your curvy body and your salt and pepper hair

heart1

RE: Am i unfortunate boy?

You are unfortunate fake violin



spam

spam

RE: New pic

Sigmund Freud would have treasured it

RE: I want to know what u all think to get better profile

I'd date her so I could have access to the koala bear.

RE: Bored

I don't think Sneeze is an automaton.
I'd check her out, but she's way too young, and ewwww that's just gross!

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