Grouchyoldfart: I am the person your mother warned you about

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Well lets see . I'm a mean grouchy old fart who likes to do what he wants . I don't shave all the time so I usually have a scratchy beard . I don't bathe regularly so I probably stink most of the time . I also have bad breath and rotten teeth so if you don't want to kiss I'll understand . My neighbors throw rocks at me and dogs usually bark but at a distance . My main goal in life is to do as little as possable and see how much I can get away with !

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Well breathing would be nice but I'm really not that picky !


Probably some alien from a minor planet ready to be disposed of.


Education ! ! ! Christ, are you kidding? He just goofed off in school, that's why he is so dumb.


oddly enough most religions welcome me. I did think that it was because they felt sorry for me but later found out that it was to show how bad you could get by not following their prime exam


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