Mercedes_00: Cruisin!~

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Dream it!~

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If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches & my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up & it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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Being a male is a matter of birth..Being a man is a matter of age..Being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

Ethnicity

"Chuck a U-ey"

Education

I was born intelligent but education ruined me.

Religion

Religion is like a p*nis..It's fine to have one..It's fine to be proud of it..But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around..Please don't try to shove it down my throat.

Occupation

Don't pick a job with great vacation time..Pick a career that doesn't need escaping from.

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