Mercedes_00: Cruisin!~

31st Oct 2018..Looking like a patchy pumpkin LMFAOonline today! Mercedes_00
31st Oct 2018..Looking like a patchy pumpkin LMFAO
  • 31st Oct 2018..Looking like a patchy pumpkin LMFAO
  • 1st Aug 2018..Asked the owner of gym if he could change the colour of the room as well as the light globes..Why?..I said because I look like a patchy pumpkin on my profile pics Ha..He said Ha..True!~
  • 6th Aug 2018.. I'm a dag Haaa
  • 22nd Aug 2018..Squats to tone thy arse.
  • 4th Sept 2018
  • Sept 2018
  • Sept 2018...Having fun with Hula Hoop before our class starts
  • 31st Oct 2018
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If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches & my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up & it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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Both Of Us Can't Look Good All The Time
It's Me Or The House :)

Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time
So, If You Can't Laugh At Yourself
Call Me....I Will Laugh At You :)


I breath. Does that count?


Doctorate {That's a fib}.. haaa




I'm an Osteopath {That's another fib).. haaaa

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