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.................. True, true, true. :doh

Clever Signages*!!
??????

*A sign in a shoe repair store*:
"We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"

Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* :
"Dr. George, at your cervix";

At an *Eye Clinic* :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”;

On a *Plumber's truck* :
"We repair what your husband fixed”;
(Plummer you're not nice) LOL
On an *Electrician's truck* :
"Let us remove your shorts”;

In a *Non-smoking Area* :
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;

On a *Maternity Room door* :
"Push. Push. Push.”;

At a *Car Dealership* :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

At the *Electric Company* :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;

In a *Restaurant window* :
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a *Funeral Home* :
"Drive carefully.
We'll wait.”;

Last but not least and I LOVE THIS..........

Sign on the back of *Septic Tank Truck* :

*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"*

He/She....Layed Themselves Down............................... On The Doctors Comfortable Couch........And Proceeded To Lay It All Out..................................................................... As The Doctor Wrote It All Down In His Notes................"They Are All Around Me.......................................Pretending To Be What They Are Not......................Wishing That They Could Be................But Knowing They Can Never Be..........................So.................Because Their Lives Are Intorerable...............They Re Invent Themselves To Be Whatever They Want
They Wish They Could Become Like That Person
But Because They Know They Cannot?......They Hate That Person
And Then?....This Person Becomes Their Object Of Attack

"No...........I Will Not Bend To Their Ways
I.....Will Not Tolerate A Single Lie
With Me?......You Get One Shot...And One Shot Only"

"Id Prefer To Become A Loner
Than To Associate With Two...Three ...Or Four Faced People
Like People Who Say One Thing To You......And Then?...Do The Opposite The Very Next Day"

"I Tried My Best Doc....To Be Fair With These Kinds Of People.....But.....I Must Set My Limits With No Matter Who It Is.............."They Seem To Want Me To Be As They Are..........Thats Not Going To Happen



"Even A Minority Of One.....Can Be Right Doc..........Am I Right?"

Then The Doctor Asked The Person On The Couch This Question

"Why Did You Come Here To See Me?"
"It Is Those People You Speak About...That Should Be Here"

.................. like this one, this one is smart

................... why is his neck so long

................... Lord help me in reading

............. Christmas gift wrapping tip :

........... Do you ever wonder if God cares about your blog?

Worldly People.......................Stay Away From Thee..........................Worldy People.....................You Best Let Them Be...................................................You Are The Problem.........................The Solution?....No .......................Mother Nature Says...........Its Time To Go

..............."Worldy People"................................

"Worldy People.................What Do You Really Know?
"Worldy People.......................Are You Friend Or Foe?
"She Doesnt Mind.................... Your Childness Ways"
"All Of Your Lives?................................Its Like A Play"
"The Same Thing............................... Year After Year"
"The Happiness,,,,,,,,.................,,,,,, The Sadly Tears"
"Worldy People...........................Stay Away From Us"

"Worldy People..............Whats That You Say?"
"Worldy People..........You Said That Yesterday"
"For Once A Year................. Good Will To Men"
"And The Next Day............ Youre Not A Friend"
"You Say One Thing......Next Day You Change"
"War Then Talk... Home Home On The Range"
"Worldy People................Youre All So Strange"

"Worldy People....Whats Next That You'll Do?"
"Worldy People....................So Black So Blue"
"Its Politics......... Religion............. Then Race"
"No Slowing Down........ Picking Up The Pace"
"Some Wont Agree........ With Those That Do"
"And Those That Wont?..... They Will Kill You"
"Worldy People........Theres Nothing You Cant Do"

"Dear Worldy People.....What Will Be Your Next Move?"
"Worldy People..................Youre Always Out To Prove"
"That What You Think..................Was Right Last Night"
"And When Youre Wrong................Youre Always Right"
"They Dont Take Disdain........... Theyll Strike You Back"
"A Covered Face.......................All Dressed With Black"
"Worldy People............................Behind Falsely Facts"

"So Worldy People.........................................When You're A Memory"
"Worldy People...........................................Planet Earth Will Be Free"
"Earths Wild Life................................................ Will Reign Supreme"
"And Death Will Be.............................................. For Survival Means"
"The Forests Shall Regenerate......As Nature Opens Survival Gates"
"The Life Returns........................................... To Its Beginnings Way"
"To A Brand New Life.................................... And A Brand New First Day"