Blogs by ScottyVan

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Happy hump day,..................................................

Soon be Friday,.......

32 221 5 hrs
ago

Where is your favourite holiday destination,......

Today I booked my yearly usual three weeks in Cancun, Mexico, will be my 16th year running,........

69 406 21 hrs
ago

When you was at school,...............................................

What was your nic name everyone called you?..............................................................

122 792 Jan 16

My neighbours are listening to great music,......

Whether they like it or not!..................

39 250 Jan 15

Just watching 9/11, 102 mins that changed America,....

Seen lots of programmes since that dreadful day and still haunts me watching those poor people jump to their deaths rather than burn to death,.....:si...

61 362 Jan 15

MAN v Food

Feck me Adam Richman can put some food away,.........................................

34 208 Jan 14

Early hours Sat morning,....................

And Im watching a program on making nettle tea, was going to turn over but thought, wait hang on, lets not be so hasty,..................... :ro...

27 179 Jan 14

Woohoooooooo,...................

Friday and week end has arrived, whatever your all doing, have a good one,...............

72 365 Jan 13

Crazy benefits culture,....

Not sure what its like in your country but over here its madness, I like most people in my country are sick and tired working hard paying lots of tax...

27 266 Jan 13

F***ing,................................................................

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health but its harmless if done every day . 2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body. 3. F**...

28 237 Jan 11

Yeah, isn't that the truth,.....................

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49 309 Jan 11

Undateables,................................................

What a great program,......................

35 260 Jan 10

Tell me why I don't like Mondays,................................

I'm gonna shoot the whole day down,........................

39 242 Jan 10

If you want to wind your friends up

Send them a text saying you lost your phone,.....................

54 366 Jan 10

Today my diet shall mainly be,................................................

Wine and takeaway,...............................................

48 335 Jan 9

Ive had some great funny scamming mails but,................................

This one this morning tops the lot, it was from someone called Regina, lives in USA (but we all know its a man from Nigeria or Ghana) height 3'2" (nev...

26 271 Jan 8

Due to current economic conditions,............................

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off,........................................................

31 225 Jan 8

Cor blimey Guvnor,...................................................

Stick a fork in me, I'm done,...................................................................................

21 169 Jan 7

Thank Crunchie its Friday,..................

I'm so excited, And I just can't hide it, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I want you, I want you,.......................... :applau...

46 299 Jan 7

Some days do you feel,....................

about as optimistic as a parent with the fat kid on school sports day,......................

19 204 Jan 6

I've just been complimented,.................................

On my parking, came out of the shop to a note on my windscreen (thats windshield for you yanks) and it said 'PARKING FINE'.....................

44 572 Jan 5

Its all so quiet,................................................

Ssssshhhhh,......Ssssshhhh,.....Its all so still,..................................

28 178 Jan 5

As well as my work, love my sports bets,........................

So do I put £500 on Crystal Palace to beat Swansea @ 4/5 returning £900 or £500 on Arsenal to beat Bournemouth @ 3/4 returning £875 or just go the who...

52 276 Jan 3

Just cant beat,..........................

A huge fry up with the works for breakfast on a cold winters morning followed by fish n chips with mushy peas and curry sauce from the chip shop later...

62 436 Jan 3

Phew,..................................

Another lucky escape,....................

16 280 Jan 3

It is so nice to see,.......

People have met on here and got married, congrats Xuanmai, wish you both a lovely life together,.......

3 160 Dec 30
2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time,........................

So if you cant laugh at yourself then call me and I will laugh at you,..........

22 226 Dec 29
2016

Some people love to post a blog and talk to themselves,......

How strange to reply to your own blog and not allow comments, how f*cking mental is that ha ha,.... Weirdo eejit,........

30 381 Dec 29
2016

I am, there for I must be, but am I?.........................

Read this earlier, dont know what the f*ck it means but made me laugh,...... :)...

20 152 Dec 28
2016

Some people on here are full of shit,...........................

They pretend to be and lie on blogs then secretly email you with more lies trying to get out of it when too late you made yourself look a twat already...

29 477 Dec 28
2016

What do people think about,................

People being gay or Lesbian, me personally I see nothing wrong with it, after all we dont live in the dark ages anymore and theres nothing more beauti...

138 914 Dec 27
2016

Internet problem need help,...............

For the last four days has been running incredibly slow and taking forever to load a page, anyone know why or got the answer to solve this issue, your...

41 337 Dec 27
2016

I love sarcasm,.....................................................

Its like punching people in the face but with words,.................................

34 368 Dec 27
2016

I hope everyone,.............

is having a great Xmas day so far, Im absolutely stuffed and time to get wasted so cheers,,.......

12 194 Dec 26
2016

Gutted to hear the sad news,...........

The super talented George Michael passed away today, another superstar along with Prince and David Bowie put to rest in 2016,............................

94 648 Dec 26
2016

For all you religious know it alls,.................

Answer me this, apparently Jesus was born 2016 years ago, so what year was it BC when Adam and Eve where created and put on this earth as its not ment...

52 515 Dec 24
2016

Its like Pearl Harbour here right now,............................

Nasty nip in the air,...............................

6 160 Dec 24
2016

My fake plants have died,..............................

Its all my own fault as I didnt pretend to water them,...............................

50 344 Dec 23
2016

I just rang,............................................................

Dominos and asked them if they know the number for Pizza Hut, they wernt happy and I got a mouthful of abuse pmsl,............

22 211 Dec 22
2016

Sometimes I wish I was a bird,...................................

So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads,..............................

27 247 Dec 21
2016

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