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let' have a laugh...and A KISS :)

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but
1. You have to be single and
2. You must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, “why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Steve and I'm going to a Halloween party.”

peace peace peace
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as dumb as a post... LMAO

Oh my goodness... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tonight I had a once-in-a-lifetime-experience rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Some time ago I signed in at a german dating site. This evening was some kind of boring, I remembered that site and logged in there to have just1look what's going on there. Suddenly a man sent me a message, the usual thing: want to get to know you better, please give me your yahoo ID then we could chat there. Regards, Jerry yay yay woohoo...something to do for me!

I watched his profile, 51 years old, divorced, no children, about 250 miles away from me, 1st language german, 2nd english, looking for a serious relationship. just 1 pic, handsome man....too handsome for being true. Thought straight away, there must be something wrong about him especially he wrote english not german. But okay, I was bored and wanted to have some fun. I sent him a message with my yahoo ID. (my very special one for scam-busting) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I opened yahoo, a request there from Steve Brown (wasn't his name Jerry????). I accepted. He was online and told me, he's from Canada, living in Germany, soo hurt by his ex bla bla bla he's got a 15y old son bla bla bla. And every 2nd sentence was: babe please be honest, tell me everything don't hide things from me. I was already laughing. I know all this crappy stories scammers tell you, told him stories about the birds and bees while I was searching at google to find something about him at the scammer-forums. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

He goes on "God sent you my way...you're my soulmate I know it .... fall so easily in love with you...bla bla bla" and then it happened!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing He sent me an invite for his webcam and I accepted quickly...just a few seconds til he recognized what he did but long enough to see a very young black guy in an internetcafe, frightened to death, absolutely stunned rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

before I could type one letter he went offline and was gone rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Well, all beginnings are difficult tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
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THE FOG

actually this season could be wonderful...all the trees with the colored leaves.

I watch the weather forecast and they tell me tomorrow will be a sunny day, no clouds at all. the night should be clear and you could see all the stars sparkling above...I think, great! At the afternoon I'll take a long walk with my dog and enjoy the sun, even if it's not too warm. But we're getting used to it after a cold and rainy summer. Put on my warm cloths and let's go!

Wake up in the morning, look out of the window and...? I don't see anything. Nothing. Cause HE is out there...the FOG.
Let Paco out, he's running around and goes poof. Don't see Paco...just FOG. Well, after a few minutes Paco comes back to me, we go inside and wait...should be a sunny day, maybe it's too early. Let's wait. At noon we go outside and...? Don't see anything...but FOG. Okay, let's wait a little longer. Should be a sunny day. At the afternoon we go outside and...? He's still out there...the FOG. At 5 pm it's already dark but I could see him...the FOG. At night... the same.

There must be something wrong about this town...At early October he arrives here..THE FOG...and this darn guy won't disappear before next year...did you ever see the movie "The Fog"? And now imagine...29 hours the day...8 days the week...nothing but the FOG out there...strange but about 10 miles away from this town there IS a sunny day.

Whoever is responsible for the FOG around this town...PLEASE tell him to go..right now...I'm sick to death of THE FOG...should he bother someone else but pleeeeeeease not me!! I can't stand it any longer!!!

Could someone send me by chance a little bit of sunshine???? crying crying crying crying crying crying crying
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I guess that's why we're all at CS ;)

one of my favorite songs...old but goooooooooood...the video isn't a video but listen and enjoy it

kiss kiss


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Photo on the nightstand

After a long night of making love, the guy
notices a photo of another man, on the woman's
nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his
ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear

'That's me before the surgery.' ...

doh doh doh doh
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waaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I hate this day...just one minute more and it's over. Hallelujah!!!

Please tell me something good to calm down very mad crying crying
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gosh...caught him, another one :(

Maybe I should change my pic...obviously it seems like I'm totally stupid or helpless or desperate or whatever.
or maybe I should add my favorite hobby: scam-busting

caught the next well-known romance scammer tongue

my list of blocked persons grows and grows sigh
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NOT for men - JUST for women... lol

a girlfriend sent this to me and I can't help myself there's something true about it cool laugh laugh

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are on the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good , but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men…men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


teddybear
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very very funny...my first days at CS

hello everybody

well, english isn't my first language so if some mistakes make you laugh...great! If my english brightens up your day I'm glad about it, life is too serious sometimes and we all need something to laugh about yay

Actually I joined this site few time ago for the same reason as the most of you: to find the "special someone" somehow...somewhere...some day.

But it's funny what I found out until now:

1. I'm living at the wrong place. All the nice and intesting men here live too far away. Suppose I need to relocate....ummm... just need to know where to. confused

2. I attract young men like a magnet...too young men...about 10 to 15 years or more younger than me...Well, maybe I should change my job and work in the future as a teacher. doh

3. Most men write uninspired mails...except the romance scammers and the gigolos. even if they are crassly stupid persons I love their mails...they are soooo charming and wonderful kiss

4. Never thought that I could get married so fast...got an offer to get married to someone so that he could remain in Germany and don't need to go back home...sorry, I'm really one of the helping kind but not that much. Anyway it was a new experience for me rolling on the floor laughing

and last but not least I found the reason for staying on this site: the blogs yay yay

and if not I'll go on watching pics cool cool

Have a great day and enjoy yourself
teddybear
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