NOT for men - JUST for women... lol
a girlfriend sent this to me and I can't help myself there's something true about it
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are on the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good , but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men…men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Comments (29)
i totally love it
just hope not to be your bottle of wine one day
i dont believe you can turn stone into gold by beating it with a stick etc...
how about you get a different bottle of wine?? or simply adapt ??
Got a Ladder ???
woman is the poison of the worls,... coz spends much money and
the number of the woman is more than man
i'll send u to a vineteste class immideatly!
Dont worry about the charges, i'll take that on me.
Consider it an xmas present.
(ur supposed to just gurgle it and spit it out again!
Later in the eve is another matter though..)
@alex...don't be scared, I won't harm you, I could never do this to any man and you know why??? cause I'm an
btw: what about having a glas of wine?
you're right. stone won't turn into gold....but if you hit a stone long enough and in the right way you'll get fire...remember the neandertal men
Boys were born to climb trees.... Maybe as men we learn fear - but some of us never lose the child within us and at any age still climb........
but anyhow, I know something: don't need to ask for a light. men are the light. some are like the sunlight, hot and bright, some are like the moonlight, cold and clear, but the world needs both
You've just enlightened me. When I was a child I loved climbing the trees and there was an apple tree in my (childhood) best friends' garden. We used to spend hours up there playing. They have all come down (read: got married) only I am still up on the apple tree (read: not married).