...............................................................................if you where stuck on a island?
what are the 5 necessity,s you would take with you...keep in mind....the island is infested with cannibals?
also you dont have a gun permit so your S#@t out of LUCK ...ok here is a list of items i will give you
rope
tooth paste
tooth pick
carcass...
video camara
i set of clothing
1can of hair spray
1mobile phone with 1text message left
1bottle of scotch whiskey..
1roll of duck tape
1 porn magazine
1 lighter
1 paddle stick ...with splinters
1 candle stick
1 blow up doll {used]
and last but not least...a MacGyver..how to survive a night on island with cannibals...but dont rely on this as there are pages missing
well there is no wrong or right answer here ...just see who comes up with the best
...anyway have fun...market39....remember so choose the 5 things and have FUN
what events will unfold this week on CS ?
another day another doller ....a pennie closer to overseas trip .....where will i go ....?how to choose with country to see first? new zealand at this point .....looks good ....a penny for your thoghts ...sorry need to save ........have a great day all
being from OZ or down under .....as somw may no this country ..there are some saying that we have that may make sum not understand ......for example what is a dib dob?a dib dob is someone who tells on another
there is also the thunder box ....
meaning toilet ......
and there is ...she be right mate ..meaning ..its all good ........then my fav ...get 1 in yah ....beer or even a pie etc......what else
SAYINGS i quess every country has there own unique SAYINGS
CHEERS MARKET39
recently something very tragic happen in my life that i wont talk about here....but i can put a few words down to perhaps get some feelings out.i allways try my best to be positive as i can be about life.when you go though something tragic you start to understand the big picture .....ok 15 years ago i lost my father ....he was 46......but i can talk about this because it was sometime back...will remmeber 1997 for a lot of reason 1..my father passed away 2.. princecess anne died in a car accident 3..the crows won 97 grand final...4 pat rafter won us open...5..had my first real girlfriend....ha ha ha ......at that time. i see the bigger picture and dont mean this in a bad way but with all that happened with 97..help me thought that to lose a father who was my guiding light ..15 years have pasted ....will yet you in on a secret my dad had a very wicked sence of humour..and often told me if i die ..dont make a fuss ..just use my ashes as a door stop ...so i gave him that wish ...ha ha ha thats how my dad was . i have a plague on my wall it..reads ..FOR LIGHT TO EXIST THERE NEEDS TO BE DARKNESS..after my father pasted away i have gone on in leaps and bounds ....have had ups and down .have lost jobs and got them ...have lost friends and gained them .....have been hurt and i have also hurt others ...... now 2012,,i believe is going to be 1997 all over again.......full circle....my best asset is my humour it,s what gives me sence of attention ...and yes i was the class clown .....ha ha ha .....so who am i .....just another average guy making his way in this world .......this will be as personal as i get....here ...so thats enough about me ...cheers from market39....
now anyone got a joke .....
when your down and out ....and feel that the world is on your shoulders a phone call from a friend can make the world of differents.....now i,m not upset or anything ...but it,s nice to no that there are people out there you no that take the time out of there lifes to ask about yours .....that make a effort ...and very lucky to no this person and she has been a true angel ...from day 1 when i meet her.....she is all ways straight forward with me ....tells me the way it is ...always tough on me ...she never makes me feel sorry for myself ..tells it the way it is .....BUT SHE IS MY DEAR BEST FRIEND AND VERY LUCKY TO HAVE ONE
of the less intimidating spiders you will find going around .....1 of the only spiders i,m willing to leg crawl up my LEG......
today ....was sitting at a bus stop.....and people where looking a me ??? why ....because i have one of these little critters..hanging of my ear ......
i just thought my ear was itchie
if you hade a choice ....to see your idol,s live in concert....just once..only......but you had to sacrafice .all your cds ....of them ......what would you choose?
..............................good advice but i like this approach..........JUST KIDDING ...not promoting violence..but.....this happened here where i live ....next suburb over from me..........
............again just tounge in cheek
little johnny ..under a tree...planting tree,s
...cursing as usual
when the lord appears.
johnny told you to stop swearing the lord is everywhere.
johnny replys....ok...i guess he is in that tree over there?
yes the lord replys.
ok.. no worry,s says johnny.....is he in my dads wheel barrow?yes johnny the lord peplys......johnny replys....B@LLshit ....!!!my dad AINT GOT one.........
ok it,s old but ....i still get a laugh....