JOKE OF THE DAY...............might make you laugh
little johnny ..under a tree...planting tree,s...cursing as usual
when the lord appears.
johnny told you to stop swearing the lord is everywhere.
johnny replys....ok...i guess he is in that tree over there?
yes the lord replys.
ok.. no worry,s says johnny.....is he in my dads wheel barrow?yes johnny the lord peplys......johnny replys....B@LLshit ....!!!my dad AINT GOT one.........
ok it,s old but ....i still get a laugh....
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Listen to this:
There was a flood and a certain very religious man didn't want to leave his home. People kept comming asking him to go with them, but he always refused saying that he believed in God and that God would save him.
Finally the water took his life away and he went to God as a spirit crying and angry why hadn't God saved his life as he was so religious and devoted.
Then God said:
'I know, my son, that's why I kept sending people to take you away from your house, but you refused!'