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funniest (short) work stories! what's yours?

I'd like to read all about everyones funny moments. I'll start.
I work at a school. One day when cleaning up I noticed a peice of paper in the trash, blank but for one sentence and a headline.

'HISTORY NOTES'

'Lewis and Clark went to the rockies'

that was all..... I figure one of 2 things. either the kid is going to fail miserably, or that's the easiest test I've ever seen! hahaha

not as bad as when I was showing a photo to a class. nice one of a church in san angelo, tx. black and white. poster size. gothic.

Me - "so I took the picture and then blew it up...."
kid "you blew up a CHURCH?!?"

ahhh, from the mouths of babes. :) k. let's hear some more!
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my mission here....

Love is a dance. I feel I've never known the steps. I've gotten the standard advice. "Be yourself", "Be positive", "put yourself out there"... I've come to believe some things. the difference between 'knowing a person' i.e. talking to them and 'knowing a person' (seeing them regularly) is enormous. we cannot hope to 'know' anyone that well here. so let's stop being so serious.

my Mission is to be silly, spread as many smiles around as possible, talk to nice people, and have them write me messages. I squeal like a lil kid when I see I've gotten a message. I plan on enjoying the little things. I always get told I see the world differently than most.

RE-ASSURANCE take a chance. write me. if I write you and you don't write back I assume you don't want to talk to me and I will say 'okay then'. if you DO write, and we chat everyday (or more likely once a week)for months, it will not mean I'm gettin all serious, it means I like chatting. the girl for me will start out as a friend, because over a long time period I believe that is what holds people together.

and my mission, then, is to find people who want to talk to me while being the nicest funniest creative person I can be. damn the consequences, I'll put good karma and positive vibes out there no matter what.
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