wasilla, Alaska, USA

Aug 2012

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funniest (short) work stories! what's yours?

I'd like to read all about everyones funny moments. I'll start.
I work at a school. One day when cleaning up I noticed a peice of paper in the trash, blank but for one sentence and a headline.

'HISTORY NOTES'

'Lewis and Clark went to the rockies'

that was all..... I figure one of 2 things. either the kid is going to fail miserably, or that's the easiest test I've ever seen! hahaha

not as bad as when I was showing a photo to a class. nice one of a church in san angelo, tx. black and white. poster size. gothic.

Me - "so I took the picture and then blew it up...."
kid "you blew up a CHURCH?!?"

ahhh, from the mouths of babes. :) k. let's hear some more!

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THETHATCHER●Cangort, Offaly Ireland

Aug 25, 2012●224 Comments

me poor auld Grandfather was a bit soft in the head, apparently when younger and more nimble, he decided to take up tap-dancing, but broke his angle, when he fell into the sink.

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Ed1941●Bullhead City,, Arizona USA

Aug 25, 2012●151 Blogs●4,758 Comments

When I worked for the Los Angeles Dodgers we used to promote "Straight A" night and gave each kid 4 tickets to bring his guests as well.

One night when we were playing the Chicago Cubs a young kid walks to up to one of the vendors and was looking at a Cub baseball cap. He looked at it for a long time then he finally asked, "Who are the ubs"?

The Chicago baseball logo on their caps has a huge "C" and inside the "C" is "ubs" when put together with the "C" that then spells out "Cubs". It was quite a chuckle!

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HuggerMan4U●Kent, Washington USA

Aug 27, 2012●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments

My dad kept Brylcream (a hair care product) in the same drawer as the toothpaste. I brushed my teeth one night, and somehow put the brylcream in the place where the toothpaste normally was. My dad went in to brush his teeth, and it wasn't long before I heard the most blood-curdling screams ever uttered by a human! My poor dad had used the Brylcream on his toothbrush!

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HuggerMan4U●Kent, Washington USA

Aug 27, 2012●85 Blogs●1,279 Comments

We had horses on the ranch, and one day I idiotically decided to ride the horse bareback (you can already see where this is going.) How I ever got on the horse in the first place is beyond me, but I did. I went less than six feet and slid straight off the back of the horse, and landed on my back. I was much younger than, so I didn't get hurt, but to this day I'm sure that horse was laughing at me!

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akpaulyOP●wasilla, Alaska USA

Aug 28, 2012●2 Blogs●11 Comments

good stuff! lol

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akpaulyOP●wasilla, Alaska USA

Sep 21, 2012●2 Blogs●11 Comments

I got a new one. :) in the boys bathroom is a corner shelf. not used for anything. the boys decided to use it as a trash recepticle. (8th grade)I put up a sign 'paper towels go in the trash'. the next day (in red) was written the word 'rebel'. take whatever meaning from that you wish. to me it only meant one thing. grab the hammer, remove the shelf. hahaha. yup. sorry, we don't play those lil games. this way of fixing a problem could be applied to almost any problem one has, I think. make it a non-issue.

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I have been an artist since I could hold a pencil, and I became a musicain shortly thereafter. I love old movies from the early to mid 20th cent. I'm funny sometimes. most say 'nice'. I've been single for 8 years. I moved from alaska to phoenix 7 yea [read more]

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